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Unpiss your bed


Go ahead, call the cops, unfortunately they can’t unpiss your bed

    What are you gonna do? Tell your mommy?
    Go ahead, call the cops, they can't unpiss your bed. I had so much fun obliterating your bed with pee. It was like a pee tsunami, and was so great I also came a little.
    
    And while you're weeping over your urine soaked fabric, I am already getting ready to pee in someone else's bed.
    
    What are you gonna do? Tell your mommy? Do you really think that she'll believe someone else pissed in your bed. Good luck then. Do you think you can find me? Think again champ. Thanks to my black fedora, black minecraft shirt and black My Little Pony pants I walk in the shadows. Think you can catch me? Don't think so. Thanks to my roller skate shoes I am faster than wind.
    
    But don't be sad that I'm leaving, hold on to that wet, yellow bedsheet, smell my glorious essence, and I have to say I had a good time. Relieving my tummy of all that pee.
    
    So long, bussy cucker.