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Why Tomboys are the ultimate straight choice.

    Well I'm a straight man so let's see here..
    
    Normal women have everything I want, pussy, tits, a pretty face but I also have to put up with normal womans gay stuff like buying excessive amounts of clothes or watching shitty tv shows.
    
    That makes normal women mathematically 50% gay
    
    Now how about another man?
    
    Having a homosexual relationship with another man comes with a benefit of having a bro in your life (Bro stuff isn't gay, don't let anybody tell you that) but in the end you are still fucking him.
    
    So having a gay relationship is mathematically 50% gay.
    
    Now how about Tomboys?
    
    They come with the benefits of women while being a bro while still being a woman. You don't have to put up with excessive clothes and shitty tv shows and she can be one of the boys.
    
    That makes Tomboys mathematically 0% gay.
    
    Now let's see our 4th option, Femboys.
    
    Essentially you're putting up with the gay stuff of woman while also fucking a man.
    
    That's why femboys are 100% gay.
    
    That's all. I'm not homophobic or something I'm just that straight.

    My husband wants me to pretend to be “a man” while we’re intimate

      I need to get this off my system not just my chest honestly! I have no idea where this is coming from but he basically wants me to roleplay as a "man" the next time we're intimate. The whole pant suit (his suit he wants me to use) and tie and even mustache! I got weirded out and said no because it really felt off to me. I mean yes I'm not trying to kink shame but trying to get me to act as if I'm a man really feels off. He started complaining saying I was blowing this whole thing out of propotion and that he gets turned on by the "idea" of women acting as "men" currently. I refused to do because I'm uncomfortable but he's sulking hard about it saying if he were in my shoes he'd this for me but I doubt it.
      
      but again, this could be nothing and I'm just overreacting but I can't help but feel uncomfortable.

      Can anyone help me achieve my fantasy 🥺🥺🥺

        Ara ara mommy crush me copypasta
        I want a mommy 4'11 submissive tomboy with giant breasts that's also a demon to crush me using 100 thousands square cubic tones of pure metal lead until i cant feel my legs. After i'm paralyzed for life she'll drag me and feed me and help me pee and I wont be able to say a word and then she'll whisper "who's been a bad boy?" in that sexy fucking voice and i'll get a giant massive throbbing
        
        headache and my head will hurt so bad I will shit myself and she'll have to clean it then i'll fucking cry because im paralized and then the cancer fundation will come and my wish of being on tv will come true. While on tv i'll just be like stepehm hawkimgs in a goofy ahh chair with a siri robotic voice and say "Exterminate" im the doctor who voice then everyone will get up and clap and i'll shoot the producer with the jerrico 9 mm in my right pocket. Plot twist I was never paralyzed I was only pretending. Then i'll go out and burn the studio like the Jomer from the 1018 movie The Jomer. I'll take my mommy gf and break her legs and take her on my ferrari branded ferrari horse as we ride into the sunset and she fucking cries of pain cause she has no legs now 😎 (we had lots of sex :)
        
        That's what I want in real lifr 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Can anyone help??? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

        Tomboys are just one of the best things that has ever been introduced on this planet.

          Tomboys copypasta
          Tomboys are just one of the best fucking things that has ever been introduced on this planet. They have adorable short hair, got abs, huge fat milkers and many things a girl would have but acts as your best friend. You can snuggle with one, get a blowjob, kiss, have kids, watch tv, play sports and many other things that give you joy in life. You don’t ever have to worry about spending useless hours waiting for your significant other to finish shopping at the mall only to spend $300 on a pair of boots and makeup. Any time you want they can go from shy introvert gamer to a Dommy Mommy in bed, Shy in th3e streets, kinky in the sheets. They are extremely attractive having abs, a thicc body, and running with sports bra and their adorable short hair that could even turn a gay man straight. People don’t understand how hot that is, breeding with one is a dream and in the end we all want to marry one to live a happy life. People think having a tomboy gf is weird but in reality, they just haven't realized the dream until they had a chance to experience it.