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Homelander’s Birthday Speech

    I don't make mistakes, I'm not like the rest of you, I'm stronger, I'm smarter, I'm better, I AM BETTER. I'm not some weak kneed fucking crybaby that goes around fucking apolgizing all the time and why the fuck would you want me to be? All my life people have tried to control me, rich people, powerful people, tried to muzzle me, cancel me, keep me impotent and obedient like I'm a fucking puppet. And you know what it worked, Because I allowed it to work and guess what, If they can control me they can control you, they already do you just realize it. I am done, I am done apolgizing, I am done being persecuted for my strength, You should be thanking christ that I am who I am, because you need me, you need me to save you, You Do, I am the only one who possibly can. You're not the real heroes, I am the real hero, I am the real hero
    I 👆 don't 😡 make 📝 mistakes, 😵😵 I'm not 🤷 like 💯 the 👏🕵 rest of you, 👉 I'm ✂ stronger, I'm 👁 smarter, I'm better, 👍🏻 I 🎼👁 AM 💦🌈 BETTER. 💃🏼 I'm ♂👀 not some 💵💥 weak 🤕😷 kneed fucking 😡👉 crybaby 😭😭 that 👌 goes 🅱 around 🔄 fucking apolgizing all the 🏽💌 time ⌛ and why 😕 the 🔪 fuck would 💭 you 👉☝ want me 👨💖 to be? 🐝❄ All 🥜👩 my life people 👱 have tried 👋👋 to 🔜 control me, rich 💳 people, 😃 powerful 💪 people, ☹👩 tried ✅🏻 to muzzle me, 😩 cancel ❌ me, 🤔 keep 🏿🙊 me impotent and obedient 🍆🍆 like I'm a 👩👌 fucking 🚫 puppet. And ✋ you 👦 know what it worked, 🌍 Because 😡👑 I ☹👁 allowed 🤢😤 it to 🙍 work 💵 and 💩 guess 🤔 what, If 👏👏 they 👈👸 can 😡😉 control 😡🏻 me 💡😢 they 🏼 can 💦🔫 control 🏻 you, 👈☝ they already 🤢✔ do you just realize it. I am ☝💦 done, 👀😤 I am 👦👏 done 😤 apolgizing, I 🙋 am 👨 done 😩😍 being persecuted for my 😎😢 strength, 👊 You 👌😍 should 🤔💘 be thanking christ 💒 that 😐😤 I 😡 am 👈 who 👏😂 I 👁 am, 👏😽 because you need 👍🙏 me, you 👉 need me 🏻 to save 📑😩 you, You ☝👉 Do, 👉 I 🌲 am 🌈🤧 the 👏 only 👁 one 💕 who 🤔😂 possibly can. 💰 You're not 🚫 the 😆 real 💯 heroes, 🛡👸 I 🏾💁 am 🏳 the 🍆👏 real hero, I 💇👴 am 👈👏 the 🔥👌 real 💪🌚 hero

    Imagine Dragons – Bones lyrics

      Open lyrics
      Gimme, gimme, gimme some time to think
      I'm in the bathroom looking at me
      Face in the mirror is all I need
      Wait until the reaper takes my life
      Never gonna get me out alive
      I will live a thousand million lives
      
      My patience is waning
      Is this entertaining?
      My patience is waning
      Is this entertaining?
      
      I got this feeling, yeah, you know
      Where I'm losing all control
      'Cause there's magic in my bones
      I got this feeling in my soul
      Go ahead and throw your stones
      'Cause there's magic in my bones
      
      Playing with a stick of dynamite
      There was never grey in black and white
      There was never wrong till there was right
      Feeling like a boulder hurdling
      Seeing all the vultures circling
      Burning in the flames I'm working in
      Turning in a bed that's darkening
      
      My patience is waning
      Is this entertaining?
      My patience is waning
      Is this entertaining?
      
      I got this feeling, yeah, you know
      Where I'm losing all control
      'Cause there's magic in my bones
      I got this feeling in my soul
      Go ahead and throw your stones
      'Cause there's magic in my bones
      
      'Cause there's magic in my bones
      
      Look in the mirror of my mind
      Turning the pages of my life
      Walking the path so many paced a million times
      Drown out the voices in the air
      Leaving the ones that never cared
      Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
      
      My patience is waning
      Is this entertaining?
      My patience is waning
      Is this entertaining?
      
      I got this feeling yeah you know
      Where I'm losing all control
      'Cause there's magic in my bones
      I got this feeling in my soul
      Go ahead and throw your stones
      'Cause there's magic in my bones
      
      There goes my mind
      Don't mind
      There goes my mind
      There goes my mind
      Don't mind
      There goes my mind
      'Cause there's magic in my bones