Splatoon

Parody of the Flying Lotus copypasta but changed into Frye from Splatoon.

I saw Frye Onaga at a Mako Mart in Splatsville yesterday. I told her how fresh it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a stockfish and bother her and ask for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Frye trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen frozen shwaffles in her arms without paying.
The jellyfish at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to not understand jellyfish language, but eventually turned back around and brought the shwaffles to the counter.

When they took one of the shwaffles and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped them and told them to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After they scanned each shwaffle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting them by yawning really loudly.

Did anyone else have such weird encounters with an idol?

Its the Flying Lotus copypasta but changed into Marie from Splatoon specifically for the Grand Festival event.

I saw Marie at one of the food stands in the Festival yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a greasetrap and bother her and ask her for an autograph or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Woomy?” but she kept cutting me off and going “Woomy? Woomy? Woomy?” and squidbagging in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my festival, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk backstage with like fifteen Super Seanwiches in her hands without paying.

The jellyfish at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “bluuh? bluuh.” At first she kept humming "Tide Goes Out" and pretending not hear them, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When they took one of the seanwiches and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped them and told them to scan them each individually “to prevent any zapfish infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After they scanned each seanwich and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting them by gurgling really loudly.