I can smell your fear, you … unworthy substitute. The time has come. I’ll show you true time domination.
I am the God of Chronoverse. I have devoured hundreds of titans in the multiverse. Immortals beg for mercy in my presence.
Now hold back, if you dare. Make me entertained, if you can. Bow to your beginning.
Still holding back? Boring…
You have so much confidence. Do you really think you’re the source of all clock’s powers? Timeline 01. Chief revived you with a mix of his powers and mine. But the power he stole from me was too much. Besides Chief himself, it instantly killed them all. Do you know what that means? You’re not the source of all clock’s powers. You’re just a tiny piece of … me. When Chief was stealing my powers, I used those few seconds; I slowed time, making those few seconds pass like a thousand years for me. I made an illusion of the entire multiverse in my head, checking all the possibilities in future, choosing my perfect destiny, leading myself to absolute victory.
There are multiple ways I can be humiliated, defeated, and trapped. I’m not invincible, after all. But I made sure to become one. As I saw all those different destinies of mine in future timelines, I picked the one that leads me to my perfect dominion. You can try. Stop holding back, and hit me with your best move. Do it if you can.
Illusion. Was that your trump card? Play time is over.
Thousand years. Thousand years I witnessed millions of possibilities. Thousand years I saw those future timelines I died. I only needed one risk. And finally, with this sword in my hand, I’ll reach my perfect dominion.
You will try. And you will fail. And the most satisfying part is? Your actions will cause my victory. Do you want to know why? Do you want to know how? You will suffer again, and again, and again, and the moment you finally see the light of hope, you’ll face the soul shattering truth. And then you will sacrifice yourself. You will reboot everything. After that, in the new world, a multiverse without you, I will begin my perfect dominion. Try to make a change … if you can. I’ll enjoy your suffering.
You have so much confidence. Do you really think you’re the source of all clock’s powers? Timeline 01. Chief revived you with a mix of his powers and mine. But the power he stole from me was too much. Besides Chief himself, it instantly killed them all. Do you know what that means? You’re not the source of all clock’s powers. You’re just a tiny piece of … me. When Chief was stealing my powers, I used those few seconds; I slowed time, making those few seconds pass like a thousand years for me. I made an illusion of the entire multiverse in my head, checking all the possibilities in future, choosing my perfect destiny, leading myself to absolute victory.
You will try. And you will fail. And the most satisfying part is? Your actions will cause my victory. Do you want to know why? Do you want to know how? You will suffer again, and again, and again, and the moment you finally see the light of hope, you’ll face the soul shattering truth. And then you will sacrifice yourself. You will reboot everything. After that, in the new world, a multiverse without you, I will begin my perfect dominion. Try to make a change … if you can. I’ll enjoy your suffering.
There are multiple ways I can be humiliated, defeated, and trapped. I’m not invincible, after all. But I made sure to become one. As I saw all those different destinies of mine in future timelines, I picked the one that leads me to my perfect dominion. You can try. Stop holding back, and hit me with your best move. Do it if you can.
Thousand years. Thousand years I witnessed millions of possibilities. Thousand years I saw those future timelines I died. I only needed one risk. And finally, with this sword in my hand, I’ll reach my perfect dominion.
I can smell your fear, you … unworthy substitute. The time has come. I’ll show you true time domination.
Oh my gyatt! This skibidi toilet is making my boypussy feel like a grimace shake being drunk by freddy fazbear! Only in Ohio can yo mama make me feel like a TOTAL sigma! Oh my gyatt! I think I'm about to blow my Kai Cenat rizz juice all over~- Oh my gyatt~! starts cumming BRRRRR SIBIDI DOB DOB DOB YEA YES!!! Oh my god, now my fanum tax has to be cleared!
Hey girl, are you the skibidi toilet? Because I definitely ohio rizz see the two of us skibbing out our gyats under the bussin moon. We could both clout chase together, kai cenat style. I'll rizz you up and compliment your drip any time of the lit af day. I'll interrupt my mewing streak for you bbg. I'll be your simp or your sigma, I'll always pass the vibe check when it comes to getting you on fleek. I'll make our lore so expansive that you'll need matpat to make a game theory on it, And let me be clear, my love is no meme fr fr, It won't take an L after 3 days. So please girlboss, Let's slay together, Will you go out with me?
I beat my meat to skibidi toilet. His smile is so fucking HOT. God i wanna put it in inside of that toilet and make him beg. Whenever i see skibidi toilet cum comes out like a waterfall, whenever my classmates say anything related to toilets the entire school gets flooded with cum everywhere. Dafuqboom is truly the best artist of all time.
I'm just trying to go about my school life normally but in maths the most unbearable group of somewhat popular people sit behind me. they make 'ironic' skibidi toilet gyatt rizzler jokes but it's every other word out of their mouth in this unbearable false American accent and it makes me want to tear off my skin and swim in the dead sea. just listening to that brain-dead god awful shit is enough to send anyone to a mental asylum. an average conversation between them sounds like this
"I got a question right I'm so skibidi sigma" "yess get that fanum tax gyatt girlypop" "let's ask sir if he has level five gyatt" "this lesson is so sigma guys"
and they have asked sir if he has level five gyatt, multiple times. the worst part is when I begged them to shut their fucking traps they just added me into the melting pot of horseshit jokes, saying stuff like "sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler you're so skibidi which I know jesse doesn't like" I hate secondary school i hate gen alpha I hate skibidi toilet this shit is one of my reasons
Skibidi toilet or creeper? I choose skibidi toilet because I'm a sigma. So long, creeper!
Mining diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, yeah, mining diamonds… Oh no, there are too many creepers, somebody help! Ah, skibidi toilet, help me please! Skibidi dop dop dop dop yes yes yes yes, skib, skibi dip, skibidi dabadoo dabadoo dabadoo da-
Szkibidi toilet or creeper?
Ja wybieram…
Skibidi Toilet!
Nie lubie creeper!
Zgiń! HA HA HA!
Skibi-
Ja lubie diamond!
Jestem taki bogaty!
Yaaah!
(dies from lava)
skibidi toilet or creeper, ja wybieram skibidi toilet, nie lubie creepera, zgiń! hahahaha, skibid- ja lubie diamnond ja jestem taki bogaty, jej, jestem bogaty, o nie creepery!! o nie, nie creepery, skibidi toilet!!!! brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes yes skib sibidi dip dabadoo dabadoo dziękuje skibidi toilet!!!!!!
skibiti toyllet or kreeparh? yah vehpiyeruoh skibit toyllet nelo kreeparh skein ha ha ha ha ski bi yallo bedie mon yias Kentucky bogatue yeeeaaaz gesso bogatue oh neeo kreeparh oh neooo neoo kreeparh skibiti toyllet berrrr skibidy doie doie doie doie doie yez yez yez yez uip skibidt dbidop
THE SCHKIBIDI TOILET OR CREEPAERE YAVEPIERUM SCHKIBIDI TOILEET NOOBY CREEPAERE SCHEEN HAHAHAHA SCHIBID- OO YALODE DIAMONEYSH SHUKYUMPONDANTE YEEEEESH GIZENBONKATE- OH NEEOOO CREETOILE OH NEEOO NEEOOO CREEPAERE LEDETO HUH SCHKIBIDI TOILET BRRRRRR SCHKIBIDI DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YES YES YES
Full transcript
*Little kid comes close to the lava pool*
Little kid: "Skibidi toilet or creeper? I will choose skibidi toilet, because I'm sigma, and creeper, goodbye!"
*location changes to a cave with diamond ore.*
Little kid: "Mining diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, yes, diamonds"
*location dramatically changes to the creeper lake. With creepers surrounding the little kid mining diamonds*
Little kid: "Oh no! That's too many of them, creepers! Someone help me! *Gasp* Skibidi toilet?! Help me please! *Kid singing skibidi music* Yes! Thank youuuuu"
The video ends, with a mysterious black screen. Only one black russian word is shown on the screen, which is translated as "End".