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Sir Gideon Ofnir


Sir Gideon Ofnir the All Knowing

    Another quality Elden ring copypasta
    Tarnished, a word. I heard you conspired with Ranni the Witch.
    
    I understand. The need for puppet gush is strong. Do you think I've not felt it? In my quest to be all knowing, I too have known the draw to the blue cunny. With 'er four arms, think of all the things that she could do to it- your tarnished tackle.
    
    And then imagine ten more.
    
    Just tell me this: When she was miniature and in your grasp, did ye... stick 'er in a jar? And did ye fill that jar with your tarnished seed? I'd do the same if given the chance.
    
    Be on your way then. To the capital.