School shooting

>Be me, badass Texas cop

>There's a school shooting.

>Put on all of my tactical gear. Rush to the scene

>Hear gunshots from inside the school.
Kids inside the school calling 911 for help

>Establish a perimeter. Parents begging us to storm the school and save their children
Tell them it is not a safe environment, police officers could get shot

>Kids keep calling 911 for help

>Parents get rowdy. Start screaming and trying to rush the school themselves
ITS LAW ENFORCEMENT TIME

>Start screaming at parents to back up

>This one guy tries rescue his kid, so I tased him

>Had to handcuff and taze a few parents for their own protection.

>Good thing I got all that tactical gear.

>Police Chief releases a statement that they are thankful that no officers sustained life threatening injuries.

Do Stacys get wet in school Shootings?

Mandatory Preface: I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-Chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-Chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. Is my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this?