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Since David Baszucki, the CEO of Roblox is seriously thinking about adding nudity to Roblox

    Nudity in Roblox copypasta
    Since David Baszucki, the CEO of Roblox is seriously thinking about adding nudity to Roblox I have a few ideas. We need a penis, boobs, hips, and ass slider on the avatar editor and they will have jiggle physics and the ability to run around games or experiences as naked as we want. There should be an option to where fellow naked players could have hardcore explicit Roblox sex with each other in any game. Since the investors want it to mirror real life they should make our characters have the ability to get pregnant if they didn't wear protection and then we have to carry around a screaming and crying baby through all the games. When they give birth they should make it realistic to where there could be a problem with the baby so they have to cut the person giving birth open in a very realistic fashion or you could get a Robortion™ where they could get rid of the little shit before they are even born. They should also let players make strip clubs and pay people Robux to work at them while they emote on stage and do sexy dances naked while people donate Robux to the Roblox e strippers. The platform should also ban all children, furries, and old people because they are all cringe, we don't need children, furries, and old people ruining our sexy Roblox fun! After all this is done Roblox will finally be a complete platform mirroring society itself. People will go to a Roblox diner instead of going to a real one, people will be dating in Roblox instead of dating irl, people will have sex in Roblox and loose their virginity in Roblox instead of doing it in real life, people will have Roblox babies instead of having one in real life, people will stop going to work and will instead work within Roblox. Sooner than later Roblox will become it's own society without children, furries, and old people as they will all be banned from touching Roblox except children since they can join the rest of us once the morons decide to grow up they'll just have to make their own society elsewhere maybe on Minecraft or TF2 (Both kid, furry and weeb games🤮) and weep that they can't join our utopia in Roblox. This new Roblox society will be a utopia without any degenerates whatsoever and everyone could be whatever they want to be unless we don't approve of them. This could fix society so please almighty lord David Baszucki, please let this become a reality I pray to you every night that this will come into fruition I have faith in you...

    Skibi Toilet is ruining me and my son’s life.

      Skibidi Toilet from Roblox copypasta
      Lately (M27)my (M7)son has been in love with these "Skibi Toilet" things. He constantly asks me for robux just for the Skibi Toilet games he plays. He is quite literally infatuated with it. I think it is doing something to him, someone help me make him stop. I've even put a time limit on his IPad, and it's to the point where he somehow gets around the limit. JUST FOR SKIBI TOILET. I have been getting calls recently by my bank for fraudulent activity. Turns out it's just robux for his skibi toilet games. He has already spent over 50 dollars on these games and I don't think he's gonna stop. He already has my credit card memorized and I don't know how. I DON'T EVEN HAVE MY OWN CARD MEMORIZED, BUT A 7 YEAR OLD DOES! Someone please help me or tell me a way to get him to stop.

      I cannot stop jerking off to female Roblox avatars.

        The Roblox Metaverse is such a wonderful place to be in. You know, you can find some fucking stunning and beautiful girls with these avatars in every premise and experience of the Roblox Metaverse?
        
        Everytime I play a game in the wonderful Metaverse, I see a Roblox girl, with GIGANTIC THIGHS, sweet beautiful faces with the cherry topping of their glasses, and their hot ass body that I can lay my hands upon on. My dick hardens upon the sight of a Roblox girl.
        
        I just can't stop jerking off to their avatars because they are so fucking gorgeous and hot. Their avatars getting naked, then getting fucked canine-style, is how I picture them. I go to a bathroom simulator game, and I thrust back-and-forth every female avatar I see. I can't resist this primal urge to jack off to them as it is imprinted in my mindset.

        COEMS 🤑

          Context to the Coems 🤑 meme
          Coems🤑🤑
          COEMS🤑
          Truly a COEMS 🤑 moment
          0% horror
          0% guns
          0% phonk
          ∞% COEMS🤑🤑🤑
          I'm currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us.just like coems coems🤑 we are all children on coems🤑, hail coems🤑,lovecoems🤑. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I loved the part where they said coems🤑
          This song changed my life both mentally and physically. The very Coems I absorbed were the greatest thing in my life. There is no better way to say Coems than this man. I feel ratified of of my depression and anxiety because of this song. Nothing is better than Coems. The soul I could feel was better than anything in my whole life and without it, I would never make Coems again. The moment when he said “Mina Mintip” ran through my body like a shockwave, ridding of any negative emotions I have at any time. The Mina Mintip, in my opinion, changed me to be a better person in my life, I could never have lived without it. Now the part where he began to say “opam Gangnam style” very much saved me from who I could have been been filling my heart with love and glee. The isolation I have felt throughout my entire life was made up for with this single and most beautifully composed moment. I have never felt better after that. As the song goes on and gets to a halfway point, I begin to know that the song is only halfway done and I will never be able to experience that feeling again, the excitement and jubilation from those many words with its complete majesty I could never feel again, so Now I begun to cherish the time we have left on this planet. Only a fraction of time is spent here on earth so we make up for it, which is why many people undergoing something tragic and depressing can still make the most of their time, no matter what. As the song continues, I come to that moment where the singer begins to bellow the best words anyone could ever think of, “Macarena.” The hope this put inside was indescribable and put a smile on anyone around me listening. I never felt truly gratified from those lyrics. I began to question my life and soon the conclusion of the song began, listening to the Mina Mintips mixed within the lyrics and beautifully intertwined witching the song, I knew that I was going to be OK and that nothing is better than this. I sometimes truly feel this feeling throughout sadder parts of my life and look back on this song to remind me of how much I am loved and appreciated sometimes. ❤ I believe in COEMS 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
          I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, Poker Face by Eric Cartman is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
          My 90 year old grandmother was on her death bed, and on her last breath she asked me to lean in and she whispered in my ear “Play Мына Минтип by Съездбек Искеналиев” and as soon as I played it she inhaled a deep breath, took off her breathing tubes and built a boat, coemed 🤑🤑🤑, and is back and better than before! All thanks to Съездбек Искеналиев You saved my grandma!
          The video entitled "Mina Mintip" is a cinematic masterpiece produced in the country of Kyrgyzstan. The film is an artistic work of great beauty, featuring an intricate and well-thought-out storyline that is embellished with hidden meanings throughout. The film's creator skillfully uses various art forms, such as dance and music, to convey these underlying messages in a profound and thought-provoking way.
          
          The "opagangnanstyle" section of the video, in particular, stands out as an exceptional example of this artistry. The dancers' movements are graceful and coordinated, and the music blends perfectly to create a captivating and unforgettable experience. The video's overall visual appeal is awe-inspiring, with the breathtaking scenery and stunningly beautiful costumes adding to its allure.
          
          In summary, "Mina Mintip" is a work of art that delivers both visual and emotional impact. Its well-crafted storyline, beautiful music, and expertly choreographed dance sequences make it an inspirational and uplifting masterpiece that will resonate with audiences for years to come. It is with great pleasure that I give this video my highest recommendation, as it is truly a beautiful and inspiring work of art that deserves nothing but the highest praise.

          Roblox Female Face

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            Roblox stories be like

              Roblox copypasta
              Hi bestie ✨
              
              I am getting robux by i dont need a noob freind 🤕
              
              *CHAngs avatar 💋
              
              Bye poor ugly noob 🙄
              
              I'm gonna buy robux and get revenge 😡😠😤😤
              
              Hi mom can i have 871345895967182385 robuxes? 😪😪😪
              
              No that to much honey 😨
              
              I will eat you 👹👹👹
              
              OMG just take all my money 😱😱😱😱😱
              
              Thank you mother 🥰🥰
              
              *buys 1940'581968102834 robux*💵💵
              
              Wow i'm so rich lets make him jeaous 😈😈😎😎
              
              OMG anna is htat you??!?! 😭😰😻
              
              Yes its me 😍😘🙄💅
              
              Want to be freinds again 😍😔
              
              no you musty rat ######## 🙄
              
              I'll add you in my freinds group 👿
              
              Jack who is this rich gorl :0
              
              She's my freind 😍
              
              No im not ####### ##### 😡😡😡😡😡
              
              And i oop- 👁👄👁
              
              Anyways want to do face reveal since we're freinds for 0.12 second 💅
              
              YeSs
              
              YEsS
              
              NOoOooOo 😰😭
              
              I-I MEAN YES 😳
              
              *mind* they will know im a 1 year old 😭😭😭😭
              
              Here is me ✨✨✨
              
              Omg how old are u ? 😳
              
              5 almost 6
              
              Im 4 💋
              
              Why you were crying? 🤔
              
              Bc mommy took away my ipad 😊
              
              OMG DID YOU EAT HER 😨😨😨
              
              Yes ofc 👁👄👁💅
              
              Here is me 😎
              
              OmG sO SasSY 😏
              
              Your turn jack🙄
              
              O ya!!
              
              Thats no u 🥱
              
              PrOof!??! 🙄🙄
              
              *shows proof*
              
              Show us ur real face or we kick u 👊
              
              *accidentaly sends picture* 😭😭
              
              OMG YOUR LIKE 2 😨😱
              
              I'm actually 1 day old 😏😜
              
              Can i add my sister 🙄
              
              Ya sure
              
              Hi ✨
              
              Omg she's so rich how old is shue 😳😳😳
              
              I'm still not born 💅
              
              How did u have ipad in a womb 😭
              
              My mom swalloed her ipad and i downloads roblocs 😭🙄✨😝
              
              HAHAHA 🤣 ur a baby ✨✨✨
              
              WHO U CALLIN A BABY 👹👹👹