1. What is a male Jewish New Zealander's pronoun? He/Brew
2. What are a donkey's pronouns? He/haw
3. I am a cowboy, but my pronouns are Ye/Haw.
4. What are Dolores Umbridge's pronouns? Hem/hem
5. I now identify as boring; my preferred pronouns are ho/hum.
6. What are a male vampire's pronouns in the sunlight? He/hiss
7. I identify as an ambulance; my pronouns are wee/woo.
8. My preferred pronoun is letter. I was born female, but I identify as mail.
9. What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by? She/herb
10. I identify as sarcastic; my pronouns are har/har.
11. What pronouns do comedians use? He/he/he/he
12. What are a sheep farmer's pronouns? She/ar
13. What pronouns do serial killers go by? Man/slaughter READ ALSO Edson Jeune: Facts about the ex-husband of the NBC producer Benita Alexander
14. What pronouns did Julius Cesar use? Ze/Zir
15. What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah
16. What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns? Hizzle/shizzle
17. I gender identify as Michael Jackson; my pronouns are hee/hee.
18. I identify as a chocolate bar; my pronouns are her/she.
19. I am Jewish and nonbinary; my pronouns are oy/they.
20. Eeyore recently changed genders; the preferred pronouns are he/haw.
21. I identify as Giantkin, and my pronouns are phe/phi/pho/phum.
22. My pronouns are; why/God/why.
23. If you are under 5'5", your pronouns are ima/little/tea/pot; If you are over 5'11", your pronouns are fee/fi/fo/fum. READ ALSO Jeffrey Brezovar's bio: meet the father of the fast-rising star Milo Manheim
24. Are pronouns just really good at being nouns?
25. My pronouns are Oompa/Loompa; please do not assume.
26. I am changing my pronouns to Almond Joy/Mounds because sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I do not. 27. My pronouns are rare/medium rare; if you do not use these, my feelings and mental health are at steak.
28. Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
29. What are a chocolate kiss's preferred pronouns? Her/she
Please consider pronouns before going to war
Remember that, in the fog of war, people will likely refer to you by the gender assigned to you at birth.
So make sure you wear a badge with your preferred pronouns so that you don't suffer unnecessary verbal violence and bigotry in the field.
The last thing you want to hear is someone mis-gendering you as you bleed out after a fire fight.
Expect to encounter a lot of heteronormative language - typical of the chauvinist environment in which you will find yourself.
Shouts like "watch out, lads", "listen in, boys" and other micro-aggressions will wear you down as the white male dominated armed forces attempt to erase your lived experience.
If you can, be the change you want to see. You can do this by shouting "Zhere coming from the south!", or "two possible BIPOC folx taking cover at your 6!".
People will respect your efforts to be inclusive in the theatre of war.
Ultimately, silence is violence, and you'll be wanting as little additional violence as possible.
