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Persian New Year


HAPPY PERSIAN NEW YEAR SLUTS!

    🎊💃💃 Happy Nowruz 🌞🌱🌸 all you PERSIAN 😻 SEXY 👅👙 SLUTS! 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️💅 Yeah that’s right it’s the Persian New Year 🌞🗓 again and you know 😏 what that means: it’s time to prepare 💁🏻‍♀️ Haft-Seen 🌱🍎🧄 and jiggle dat 👉 HEFTY 😱 ASS 🍑 like your MAN 🧔🏻‍♂️ has never seen! 😳 What time ⏰ is it? Uh oh, 😯 it’s almost time, ⏳ so get 👏 ready 👏 cuz on the moment ☝️ of the spring ☘️ equinox you need to SPRING 💨🤸‍♀️ on SEVEN 😱 MIGHTY 💪 PERSIAN 🧔🏻‍♂️ COCKS! 🍆 Now close your eyes 😣😫 and open 👐🏽 your thighs 🦵 and make a wish 🧞‍♂️🪄 for a year 🗓 full of health,👩‍⚕️ wealth, 🤑💰 and new 🆕 dicks 🍆🍆 with good 👍 GIRTH 🪵😱 and LENGTH! 📌😫 Send 📲 this to 🔟 of your DIRTIEST 🦠👅 thot friends 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ or never 🙅🏼‍♀️ get called a Persian 👠 slut 👱🏻‍♀️💅🏻 again! If you get 0️⃣ back: you’re Khamenei’s wife 😔 3️⃣ back: you’re a Persian 👄 pussy 🍑 princess 👸🏻 5️⃣ back: you’re Cyrus the Great’s 👑 submissive 👼 slave 🥵 🔟 back: Xerxes😛😛💕💕💦👅👅