Penis size should be a volumetric measurement
Let me explain, Western culture has popularised the outdated unit of inches as the common benchmark for comparing penis size. However, it’s 2021 now, we are advancing towards being a multi planetary species; a single axis measurement for a 3D object all of us possess is medieval, and simply not fit for current use.
I suggest a new unit; millimeters - however if this becomes commonly adopted I wish to be credited, please state the unit of penis size as Venus penis points as I am certain I am the first individual to suggest this.
The new methodology of measuring penis should be as followed;
1. The penis is inserted into a measuring cup until it cannot be inserted further.
2. The volume of liquid displaced should equal penis volume.
3. Complete the conversion; 1ml of displaced penis water = 1 Venus penis point.
Please, help me abolish this out dated system - it wrongly paints a world of penis size based on length; perhaps residents of higher than average African nations have gained an unfair advantage over our Asian brothers; we are using a RACIST system based on length not volume to discriminate penises worldwide.
