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Pearl Harbor Day

    It’s December 7th so Make 🖕 sure 💯 you 👈 don’t 🚫🚫 get 🉐 ‼️SURPRISE 😱 ATTACKED‼️ 💢 by 🍂 his ♿ D🍆 🍼 this 🌊Pearl 🍃 Harbor Day! 😰😰😰 He’s 👀🏃👨 gonna 🗣️ be 👎 the only 😔 thing 🐵 GOING 🏃 DOWN⬇️⬇️ 👈🍑 tonight! 😩🥴 Let’s 👪 see 😳 if he 🚩 can 💦 find 🚪🔍 the 🐚PEARL 🔮 in 😭 your 👉 harbor🚢. Share ♥️ this with 🔟 fellow 👯 women-at-arms 💪 fighting 👍🏾 🔫to defend their 😗 rights 👌 to life👶, 💓 liberty🔔, 🗽 and pursuit of that ➡️ dick🍌. 🍆 If you 👈 get 🙌🏼 5️⃣ 🍆 back, 💪🏼 you’ll 💙 be 🤰 getting 🉐 your 🇺🇸👈😀 fill 💉 of SEA-MEN. If you 🌟 get 🉐 none 🙅🏻‍♀️ back ⬅️👹👹👹👹 0️⃣🚫, 0⃣ sorry 😳 hoe 👌🏼👌 but 🍑😫 your 🌉 U.S.S. Arizona 🚤 is gonna 🛠️➡️👤😢 sink 😵😰💉 😩🙅
    🔥🇺🇸 **HISTORY ALERT!** 🇺🇸🔥
    
    On ☃️ that 🥰😇✨ **SUNNY** ☀️ **Sunday** 📅 **morning** 🗿 of December 7, 😝😎 1941, Messman **Doris Miller** was on 🔛 **🍳 breakfast** 🥣🍞 **duty** aboard the **USS West ⬅ Virginia** in ⛵⛵⚓ **Pearl 🍃 Harbor**, Hawaii! 🍳☕️ Suddenly, 🎆 **BAM!** 💥 Nine **🕤 Japanese 🎴 torpedoes** hit 👊😡 the **🚢 ship**, 🔱 **chaos** 🌋 ensued! 😱
    
    In 👉 the **middle** 🤬 of the **madness**, **Miller**, a **Black ⬛ man** 👨‍🎓 assigned to **serve** 💁 **white 🏻💼 officers**, **stepped up** 🚘 **BIG 🔥 time!** 👰 🙌 **He 🥵 helped move 🔛 the ship's wounded captain**, 🧑‍✈️ **fired 🔥 an anti-aircraft gun** 🔫 **despite** 🙅 **zero** 👰👰 **training**, 🚋 and **rescued injured sailors.** 💪🚢
    
    **That ⬇️ night**, 🌌 the **U.S.** 📈😜 **declared war** 🤬🔫⚔️ **on** 🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛 **Japan,** 🇯🇵 **kicking** 👞 **off** 📴 **a crazy** 🤪 **global** 🌎 **showdown!** **Japan,** 🗾 **Italy,** 🇮🇹 **and Germany** 🍺 **formed a "steel pact"** (whatever 😈 **that** 💕 **is)** **against** 🚫 **the** **U.S.** 🇺🇸 🤨 **Mussolini** **and** **Hitler** **believed** 🙏🙌 **Americans** 🇺🇸 **were** 👇🍑 **corrupted 😥 by** 😈😈 **Jews** **and** **Black ⚫ Americans.** 🇺🇸 😒
    
    **Fast 🏃 forward ⏩ to THOT-O-WEEN,** **Mussolini's** **fascism** 💀💀💀 **ideology** 💯🚫 **is on** 🔛🔼 **the scene.** 🎬 **Forget** 🧠 **socialism,** 🚫 **he's** ✅ **all** 👥👨 **about** 💦 **ruthless leaders, suppressing opposition, 🙅‍♀️ and elevating a dictator. 😈 Hitler joins the party, 🥳 thinking 🤔 fascism 💀💀💀 will 😜⚽ destroy 💥☄️ democracy!** 📈 🎉
    
    **But** 🏾 **guess** 👉👈 **what?** 😉 **Democracy** 📈 **fights** 🎺🤼😡 **back!** 🚮🤚 🇺🇸 **World** 🌎 **War** 😵 **II** 😊👍 **becomes a battle** 👷‍♂️🔪🔫👷‍♀️ **between** 👄 **democracy** 📈 **and** **fascism.** 💀💀💀 **FDR, the man** 👨‍🚀 **in** 👏👏 **charge,** 💲 **hammers home** 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👪 **that 😳 it's about** 💦 **the survival** 🍖 **of democracy.** 📈 💬
    
    **16** 💩 **million** 💰 **Americans** 🇺🇸 **serve** 💁 **in** 👇🅿️ **the war,** 😱🔫 **embracing democracy's call** 📞 **for 😏👨 equality.** ✊🌈 **African Americans, 🇺🇸 Latinos, Jews, Native 👨🏻 Americans** 🇺🇸 **— all** 🍆🎤 **in** 👤 **the mix!** 🥄 🌍 **Democracy** 🗽🇺🇸🏈 **triumph
    
    s,** **the Allies win,** 🏆🏅 **and it seems** 👀 **like 😄 democracy 📈 will 👏💰 rule 🚷 the world.** 💀💀💀 🏆
    
    **Post-WWII,** **America** ⛵ **aims for** 😏😏😏👅 **a more** 👏💦 **inclusive society.** 👥 **But,** 😳 **uh-oh,** 😐 **some 💵 folks** 👥 **resist equality.** ✊🌈 **Fearmongering leaders chip** 🍟 **away** 🔜💨 **at laws** 🚨 **protecting equality.** ✊🌈 🚫 **Now,** 👩‍🦳 **democracy** 🗽🇺🇸🏈 **faces 😃😍 another 4️⃣ attack by 😺 those 🐥🐥 who 👀 think 💭 some 👆 are better 👍 than 👉 others.** 🏼 😨
    
    **The once-grand Republican** 👯🙏🏻💯 **Party** 🎊 **falls to the right ☝🏽 wing,** 🍗 **led** 👉👌💦 **by 4️⃣ Trump 🍊🧍 and crew.** 🙏🏼💸 **Their** 🍆 **plan?** 📝🤔 **Replace** 😰😞 **civil service,** 🐕‍🦺 **weaponize justice** 👨‍⚖ **and military,** 👨🏼‍✈️ **target** 🎯🎯🎯 **immigrants,** **ban 😤🚫🙅‍♂️ Muslims,** **silence** 😶 **LGBTQ+,** 👩‍👩‍👦 **prosecute journalists,** **end 🔚 abortion,** 👼🏼 **and set** 📺 **up ☝️ an autocracy.** 🤯
    
    🗳️ **Will** 👫🎬 **we** 👉💰 **let 🙆 American 🇺🇸 democracy 📈 crumble?** 🇺🇸 **Doris Miller wouldn't 😩 stand 💨 for 👧🍀 it!** **He** 📷 **fought for 👷 human 👤 equality,** ✊🌈 **even 🌖🌕 though 🥰💖✨ American 🗽 democracy 📈 had 👞 its flaws. He** 👥 **laid 😂 down 👇 his 🐍 life 😀 for 👏🍆 the cause.** 💋 🌟
    
    **Despite 🚫 doomsayers,** **American 🇺🇸🦅 democracy 📈 lives** 👤👈💓 **on.** 📷 **Our** 💰👶 **system** 📷 **gives** 😚 **us 🇺🇸 heroes like 🩸 Doris Miller, and better 🎰 yet, 👇👀 it MAKES 🌽💘 us 👨 heroes like 💖 him.** 👴 💙👊 **Democracy** 📈 **might 📷 face** 🙈 **challenges,** **but 😜 it's up ✨ to us 👬🏻 to defend it.** 🗽✊
    
    **#DemocracyDefenders✊ #DorisMillerSpirit🌈**