Oscar

I was jerking off to her yesterday night as she has got some nice boobies. Today i read that she won Oscar for best actress.
It couldn't be a coincidence that these two events happened when she was hoping for her first Oscar.

My nut got her Oscar, so if you ever meet her, tell Jessica that it was me.
If Jessica is reading this, then even better. You're welcome Jessica. You don't owe me anything.