Mario Party DS – Piracy is No Party
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Nintendo You Cannot Beat Us
“You Cannot Beat Us” was a creepy TV commercial by Nintendo that aired only in Australia promoting the NES and its games.
We are Nintendo, ultimate TV game system, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us, aim your zapper gun, you cannot beat us, even with your robot partner, you cannot beat us, score 1 million, you cannot beat us, discover new worlds, you cannot beat us, we are Nintendo, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us.WE ARE NINTENDO.
ULTIMATE TV GAME SYSTEM.
WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
AIM YOUR ZAPPER GUN.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
EVEN WITH YOUR ROBOT PARTNER.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
SCORE 1000000.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
DISCOVER NEW WORLDS.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
WE ARE NINTENDO.
WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.GameCube™ has a handle
I always laugh at posts like this. The GameCube™ has a HANDLE! You somehow ignored that, completely missing the easy transport factor that would come with using a GameCube™. The genius of the Nintendo® GameCube™ is shown through the handle and can only be appreciated when utilizing it. It's so miraculously designed that many people can't even feel the weight of the GameCube™ once they pick it up. The design staff worked hard on the handle, maybe even more than on the rest of the parts of GameCube™ combined, but people like you fail to realize the beauty crafted by the ascended beings that are the Nintendo® dev team. Some fools have even gone so far as to say that the Switch™ was the first real 'portable' console from Nintendo®. Are they blind? The GameCube™ may not have sold as many units as the Wii™, but that was solely due to the strict quality assurance that Nintendo® has about their products. And do you know what the main issue was that caused most of the units not to be shipped from the factory to the public? The handle. Every handle had to be perfect and custom crafted. Barely one out of ten handles could live up to this lofty standard.
Nintendo® wanted us to use the handle. To bring our GameCubes™ to the park with us for picnics, or to go to the beach with. Yet I ask people about this, and most of them haven't even built a sandcastle with their GameCube™. Instead they leave it locked in some small cupboard in the dark. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. GameCubes™ have helped us all through difficult times and we have repaid them poorly. Most people don't even take their GameCube™ for a walk once a week, let alone the daily walk that a GameCube™ should have. The handle is there for a reason guys. Use it. Your GameCube™ doesn't deserve this kind of treatment, and I know you'll both be happier once you start embracing the power of the handle.Copypasta that causes Nintendo to sue
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Which Nintendo employees did you have to suck off to get a Nintendo game 1 day early?
All of them. Every single one of them.
I started at the bottom. The janitor, first. He wouldn't let me get in the building, so I had no choice. I did my deed and progressed through the building. A distinct sour taste was left in my mouth, a taste I would soon be very used to.
After that it was an easy task. I went from desk to desk, office to office, employee to employee and dick to dick. It was simply a breeze. But there was a problem. After a while, I realised I was taking too long for each orgasm. If I wanted to get the game on time, I had to hurry up, I had to move on... or else all my sweet karma would be gone.
I manage to optimise the sucking by saving .3 seconds on taking off the trousers and 2.1 seconds (!) by sucking with my teeth. I managed to get to the CEO's desk just in time, with 10mn to spare.
And then.
There he was.
MIYAMOTO.
I jumped and lowered his trousers, knowing I was going to have to make it count. He told me "You suck... YOU SUCK!!" while I was trying to just get him off. I percieved in his voice a hint of pleasure, and then... I knew I had won. I shouted "DAMN RIGHT I DO" and I SPEEDRAN HIS COCK. SO FAST. LESS THAN A MINUTE LATER HE CAME AND I KNEW THAT THEN. I HAD DONE IT.
I HAD GOTTEN A GAME A DAY EARLY.