Always remember that everything a niji says is about suspension. If they are going on vacation, it's a suspension. If she's taking a break, she got suspended. If she seems happy, it means she managed to avoid the stealth suspension this week. If she is sad, it means she's going to get suspended next week. If a Niji is going to the toilet, she's actually going to suck off her manager to avoid getting suspended. If she went on a date with another Niji, they actually got suspended together. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, it's because she got distracted by a message from her manager that she's suspended. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she got suspended. Did she oversleep a stream? Micro suspension. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's currently suspended, but is rebelling against management.The only possible reason for a niji to take a break is because she's suspended. Whenever a niji talks about her family, she's actually developing a cover story about her suspension. That health break she took for surgery? Suspended. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for suspension
>Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for staving off suspension for the day
>Im tired this week = I'm going to get suspended this week
>Im planning a collab = They are planning on suspending me
>Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = Oh Manager-san is behind me looking like he's considering suspension
>Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks management they didn't suspend me today
It all revolves around suspension. All nijis , every single one, worry about suspension every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of fear of suspension. All nijis read these threads and they're here right now. All while having being suspended. They keep having technical difficulties because they keep getting suspended, it fries electronics in their room. Every yab moment is because they can't take their minds off the fear of being suspended long enough to think straight
OH VTUBER VTUBER WHY DO YOU- WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON WHEN PUSHING BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE PUSHED WHY VTUBER WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY BRAIN VTUBER OHHHH HOW DARE YOU VTUBER Everybody, EVERYBODY YELL AT THE VTUBER! POINT! POINT AND YELL VTUBER VTUBER WHY, WHY ARE YOU DIGITAL VTUBER NOOO VTUBER READ MY CHAT READ MY MESSAGE VTUBER PLEASE VTUBER ONLY PLEASE VTUBER PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS VTUBERRRRR WHY?? WHY IS THE VTUBER LIKE THIS
OH VTUBER
VTUBER WHY DO YOU-
WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON WHEN PUSHING BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE PUSHED
WHY VTUBER WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY BRAIN VTUBER
OHHHH HOW DARE YOU VTUBER
Everybody, EVERYBODY YELL AT THE VTUBER! POINT! POINT AND YELL VTUBER
VTUBER WHY, WHY ARE YOU DIGITAL
VTUBER NOOO VTUBER READ MY CHAT READ MY MESSAGE VTUBER PLEASE
VTUBER ONLY PLEASE VTUBER PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS VTUBERRRRR
WHY?? WHY IS THE VTUBER LIKE THIS
hi nice to meet you i am a mystake.
what? no. not like a mistake.
i mean mystake. u know? like the
vtuber community name for mystas fans?
ITS LIKE A PLAY ON THE WORD MISTAKE WHICH IS
WHAT YOU INITIALLY THOUGHT I MEANT AHAHA...
I MEAN I GUESS I WOULD CALL MYSELF A MISTAKE
EVERY NOW AND THEN AHAHA....
ANWAY...HES THIS VTUBER RIGHT AND HE LIKE
SAYS THESE FUNNY THINGS AND SCREAMS.
WHAT FUNNY THINGS? UH LIKE HE ACTS LIKE A BOTTOM.
WHATS A BOTTOM? UHH ITS LIKE A WAY FOR REFFERING TO SOMEONE
WHO LIKES BEING ON THE BOTTOM DURING COITUS.
ITS FUNNY TO CALL HIM THAT CAUSE HE GETS MAD AND SPITS AND
SHOUTS AHAHA..YEAH...YOU SHOULD WATCH HIM
BUT DONT WATCH HIS
COOKING VIDEOS. WHY? OOOOH MAN DO I HAVE A STORY TO TELL YOU
AHAAHA....BASICALLY THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME HE LEFT RICE IN A RICECOOKER
FOR MONTHS AND THEN IT MOLDED AND TURNED INTO MAGGOTS!
IKR HOW CAN ANYONE EVEN HAVE THAT HAPPEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
So during my first smester in uni I met a pretty chill guy, he noticed that I watched vtubers and we bonded over that. I asked him who were his favorites and he named off a lot of male chuubas. I also listed some of mine and told him that probably my favorite one was Pomu. Eventually we became pretty close friends and did basically everything together. He started going to the gym with me, which shocked me a bit, because he is a pretty skinny guy. He really didn't have to work out, since he was blonde and had soft facial features, which made a lot of the girls and even some teachers have a crush on him. Even with all of this attention he remained single.
As the months passed I noticed that he only came with me to the gym when we had leg day. But I didn't question him, I didn't want to sound like some gymrat. I also noticed that he started to let his hair grow, but then again a lot of people do duting uni.
When Halloween came, I told him that I was gonna stay at home and just play smash, since was low on cash and couldn't afford a costume. He seemed pretty happy about that so we went with my plan.
Even though I told him not to, he brought a couple of six packs of corona and also a bottle of vodka. Two hours in and we were already pretty drunk. He told me to wait for him and so I did.
15 minutes passed and out of the bathroom I saw him come out. His face was flushed and he was wearing a Pomu cosplay. Trembling he just said "I'm Pomu", while gulped.
I couldn't control myself. I got up and put my hand under his chin before I started kissing him. We made out for like 20 minutes straight, before he took off the dresss, only leaving him in the transparent and tight black bodysuit, as well as the blue ribbon on his head. I ripped the material and rubbed my cock against his soft meatbuns. Only until then I noticed just how soft and thick they were. My cock throbbed against his tight bussy and I could even see the bulge in her suit, as he just looked up to me, while panting.
We used a whole box of condoms. It was already 3 am and I was breathing heavily in the room only lit by the screen that we forgot to turn off. He pulled my sleeve and I turned to him, only to see him pour my thick nut inside of his mouth.
"Let's keep this as our secret, ok?" He said before we went to sleep and cuddled together
