navy seal what did you just say to me

Chinese Navy Seals

What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?

你他妈刚才说了我什么？你这个小贱人？我让你知道我是解放军班里成绩最好的毕业生，我参与过多次针对西藏活动人士的秘密突袭，有超过 300 人被确认被击毙。我受过审查制度的训练，我是整个解放军中打击抗议者的顶尖高手。你对我来说只不过是一个抗议者。我会用地球上从未见过的审查制度对你进行彻底的审查，记住我他妈的政党宣言。你以为你能在微博上对我说这些话而不被惩罚吗？再想想，混蛋。就在我们说话的时候，我正在联系我在 TikTok 上的秘密间谍网络，你的 IP 正在被追踪，所以你最好准备好被扣社交分，蛆虫。这场风暴会摧毁你称之为生命的可怜小东西。你他妈的死定了，孩子。 我可以随时随地出现在任何地方，我可以用七百多种方式让你闭嘴，而这仅仅是用我的键盘。我不仅受过广泛的再教育培训，而且我可以使用中国共产党的全部武器库，我会充分利用它，把你这个可怜的家伙从大陆上抹去，你这个小混蛋。如果你能知道你的“聪明”评论会给你带来什么样的邪恶报应，也许你会闭上你的臭嘴。但你做不到，你没有，现在你正在付出代价，你这个该死的白痴。我会把愤怒撒在你身上，你会被它淹没。你要去再教育营，孩子。

English version

What the hell did you just say about me? You little bitch? I let you know that I was the top graduating student in my PLA class and that I participated in numerous covert raids targeting Tibetan activists, with over 300 confirmed dead. I'm trained in censorship, and I'm the top expert in the entire People's Liberation Army at fighting protesters. You are nothing more than a protester to me. I will thoroughly censor you with a system of censorship the likes of which has never been seen on earth, remember my fucking party manifesto. Do you think you can say these things to me on Weibo without being punished? Think again, asshole. I'm contacting my secret spy network on TikTok as we speak, and your IP is being tracked, so you better prepare to get your social points deducted, maggots. This storm will destroy the poor little thing you call life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shut you up in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my keyboard. Not only do I have extensive re-education training, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Chinese Communist Party, and I will use it to its fullest to wipe you poor guy off the face of the continent, you little bastard. If you could know the evil retribution your "smart" comments would bring you, maybe you would shut your mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fucking idiot. I will pour out my wrath on you and you will be overwhelmed by it. You're going to a re-education camp, kid.

什么他妈的你他妈的刚才说我，你这小婊子？我会让你知道我毕业了我班的顶部的海豹突击队，我已经参与了许多秘密袭击的基地组织，和我有超过300证实杀死。我在训练的大猩猩战，我在整个美国军队的最高狙击手。你是我什么都不是，但只是一个目标。我会消灭你他妈的精度喜欢哪一个从未见过在这个地球上，记住我的话他妈的。你以为你可以逃脱说狗屎我在互联网上？再想想，笨蛋。在我们发言，我联系我的秘密横跨美国间谍网络和IP被追踪作为现在让您风暴，蛆更好的准备。这抹了你打电话

English version

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class as a SEAL, I've been involved in many covert attacks on al Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I'm training for gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US Army. You are nothing to me but a target. I'll annihilate you with fucking precision like no one has ever seen on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking shit about me on the internet? Think again, idiot. As we speak, I'm linking my secret spy networks and IPs being tracked across the United States as of now to make you storm-maggot better prepared. This wipes out your phone call

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat?

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Based on the original ‘Navy Seals‘ copypasta

Navy Seals Uwu version

w-what the fwickk did you just fwickking say about me,,, y-you wittle m-meanie? i-i’ll have you know i gwaduated t-top of my cwass in the navy seaws, and i’ve been invowved in numewous s-secwet w-waids on aw-quaeda, and i have o-over 300 confiwmed kills ☆⌒ヽ(“､)chu i am twained in g-gowiwwa w-wawfare and i’m the top sniper in the e-entire us a-awmed fowces〜☆ you are nothing t-to me b-but just a-another tawget ☆:・ﾟ i will wipe you the fwickk out with pwecision the wikes of which has never been seen before on this eawth, mawk my fwickking wowds-.- you think you can get away with saying that p-poopoo to me over the intewnet〜☆ t-think again (.).., f-fwickker ☆:・ﾟ a-as we speak i am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the u-usa and youw i-ip is b-being twaced wight now so y-you better pwepare f-fow the s-stowm, maggot. the stowm t-that wipes out the pathetic wittle thing you call youw w-wife (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. kid ☆⌒ヽ(“､)chu i c-can be anywhere uguu.., anytime (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. and i c-can k-kill y-you in over seven hundwed ways, and that’s j-just with my bare hands. not onwy am i extensivewy twained i-in u-unawmed c-combat, but i have access to t-the entire awsenaw of the united states mawine cowps and i w-will use it to its full extent to wipe y-youw misewable boi pussy off the face of the c-continent, you wittle p-poopoo. if onwy y-you couwd have k-known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittle “cwevew” c-comment w-was about to bwing d-down upon you, maybe you w-wouwd have hewd youw fwickking tongue. but you couwdn’t, you didn’tO.o and now ur p-paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. i will poopoo fuwy all over y-you and you will dwown in it (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead, k-kiddo.

Spanish Navy Seal copypasta

Spanish version of the Navy Seals copypasta — Original Navy Seal copypasta

Qué mierda acabas de decir sobre mí, pequeña perra? Te haré saber que me gradué de honor en mi clase de los Navy Seals,he estado envuelto en numerosos ataques sorpresa a Al-Quaeda, y tengo 300 asesinatos confirmados. Estoy entrenado en tácticas de guerra revolucionistas y soy el mejor francotirador en todas las fuerzas armadas de la US. No eres nada para mí, sólo un blanco más. Te borraré con una precisión nunca vista antes en este planeta, recuerda mis putas palabras. Piensas que te puedes salir con la tuya diciéndome esa mierda a través de la internet? Piensa otra vez, cabrón. Mientras hablamos estoy contactando my red secreta de espías alrededor de los Estados Unidos y tu IP está siendo rastreada en este mismo instante,así que deberías prepararte para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que destroza la patética cosa que llamas tu vida. Estás muerto,chico. Puedo estar dondequiera, cuandosea, y puedo matarte en más de setecientas formas, y éso sólo con mis manos desnudas. No sólo estoy entrenado extensivamente en combate desarmado, sino que también tengo acceso al arsenal entero de la Marina de los Estados Unidos y la usaré para borrar tu miserable existencia de la faz de continente,pequeña mierda. Si tan sólo hubieras cerrado tu pinche boca. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora es cuando pagas el precio, maldito idiota. Haré llover furia sobre ti y te ahogarás en ella. Estás muerto,chaval

Navy seal copypasta (Original)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Arabic Navy Seal

Arabic copypasta of the Navy Seal copypasta. — Translated

ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على قناة ، ولدي أكثر من يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ اعتقد مرة اخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة وIP الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن لذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا مجرد بيدي العاريتين. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف تستخدم لمداه الكامل للقضاء مؤخرتك بائسة من على وجه القارة، وكنت قليلا القرف. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف