I used Mia Khalifa's Pornhub bio as a resume, and it definitely caught the interviewer's attention! They were taken aback by my bold approach and questioned the appropriateness of using such content in a professional context. I did not get the job.
While walking home I went through an alleyway, around the middle of the alley there was a group of five men, who I did not see until if was to late. The threw me (a male) onto the ground and started ripping my clothes off. After my clothes were off, the guys started viciously railing me.
I enjoyed every second of it, then I realized that one of the men looked suspiciously like the guy who interviewed me. As it turns out thats who it was, he later gave me a job offering, not the one that I was trying to get earlier. This one was better.
I would advise everyone to use more bios as resumes.
