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Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect

    From a satirical article of Bronny James winning a COD tournament, this part of the article has became a copypasta for its shitpost potential.

    Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because Bronny, who was drafted No. 55 overall by the Los Angeles Lakers, just earned your respect. While many doubters called this draft pick one made entirely by nepotism, those same people look mighty foolish after his latest victory. 
    Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because LBJ Trademarks LLC, founded by LeBron James, has filed a request with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to copyright “Taco Tuesday.” While many doubters called this filing "cringe-worthy" and a futile endeavor, those same people look mighty foolish after hearing LeBron's grito. 
    Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because Kelvin Benjamin, who was drafted No. 1 overall by Hometown Buffet, just earned your respect. While many doubters called this draft pick one made entirely by nepotism, those same people look mighty foolish after his latest meal.

    Boy oh boy, where do I even begin, but in Russian

      Its the Russian version of the ‘Boy oh boy LeBron, where do I even start?‘ meme that started from Tiktok. 

      Боже, о боже, с чего бы мне начать?

Леброн... дорогой, мой мишка-мишка. Я полюбил тебя с тех пор, как впервые увидел тебя. То, как вы въезжаете в краску и вселяете страх в глаза врагов. Твое шелковистое прикосновение к краю и великолепный бросок в прыжке. Я бы сделал для тебя все что угодно. Мне бы хотелось остановить время, чтобы мне никогда не пришлось смотреть, как ты уходишь на пенсию. У тебя было тяжелое детство, но ты никогда не терял надежду. Ты даже за пределами площадки потрясающий, ты отличный муж и отец, иногда я даже называю тебя папой. Я вечно боюсь и плачу, думая о том дне, когда ты однажды уйдешь на пенсию. Я бы пожертвовал своей жизнью, если бы это было единственное, что могло вызвать улыбку на твоем прекрасном лице. Вы подарили мне столько радости и горя за эти годы. Я помню, когда ты впервые покинул Кливленд, и мое сердце словно разбилось на миллион кусочков. Но слеза все равно потекла из моего правого глаза, когда я увидел, как ты выиграл свой первый перстень в Майами, потому что в глубине души мой славный король заслужил это. Я просто хотел, чтобы ты вернулся домой. Потом, увы, ты это сделал, мой милый малыш пришел домой, и я обрадовалась. 2015 год был для нас трудным, детка, но в 2016 году ты сотворила историю. Ты вернулся со счетом 3-1, и я не мог в это поверить. Я плакала, даже рыдала, и услышала, как мой славный король воскликнул такие слова:

«КЛИВЛЕНД, ЭТО ДЛЯ ВАС!» Ты не только навсегда изменил игру в баскетбол и мир, но и навсегда изменил мой мир. И вот ты постарел, но все еще козел, мой козел. Я люблю тебя, медвежонок, мой славный король, Леброн Джеймс.

      Boy oh boy LeBron, where do I even start?

        Lebron You are my sunshine script
        Open Lebron You are my sunshine lyrics
        You are my sunshine lebron 🌞❤️
        You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away
        you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy with sky are clear you dont know dear how much i love u, please dont take my sunshine away
        You are my sunshine
        Boy oh boy where do I even start, Dear Lebron you genuinely the most beautiful amazing handsome intelligent man on this earth, the world with out would crumble and would be a very dark place. My Dearest LeBron, With every dribble, you enchant the court, weaving tales of glory and triumph. Your prowess on the hardwood resonates with the beating of my heart, for in your game, I find the essence of greatness. boy oh boy…lebron…bron…..king….ever since i laid my eyes on you i’ve never watched basketball the same. the way you dunk the ball and stroke the 3 just motivates me to get up everyday. In a world where legends rise and fall, there exists a titan among titans, a colossus whose greatness transcends the bounds of the court and touches the very fabric of our collective imagination. His name? LeBron James. To merely call him a basketball player would be an injustice, for LeBron embodies more than just athletic prowess. He is a paragon of excellence, a maestro orchestrating. In the realm of hoops, one name shines bright, LeBron James, a beacon of might. With each dunk and pass, he claims his reign, Inspiring millions with his basketball game. Oh boy oh boy.. LeBron, huh? heh Ever since he joined the league.. he's been the epitome of excellence and kindness. he's wonderful in every way possible. He's my everything. 
        Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.☺️♥️🫶🏻 
        Boy oh boy where do I begin bron bron every since 2003 when you flew onto the scene with the beauty that kept my eyes open in anticipation and my knees on the ground in awe you everything king James
        Oh boy oh boy where do I even begin My Dearest LeBron, With every dribble, you enchant the court, weaving tales of glory and triumph Your prowess on the hardwood resonates with the beating of my heart
        Boy oh boy, LeBron, where do you even start? The mere mention of his name conjures up images of unparalleled athleticism, breathtaking dunks, and a level of basketball prowess that transcends
        My Dearest LeBron,
With every dribble, you enchant the court, weaving tales of glory and triumph. Your prowess on the hardwood resonates with the beating of my heart, for in your game, I find the ease
        My Beloved LeBron,
You are the radiant light on the basketball court, my beacon of hope. Your divine talent and unwavering compassion make you more than just a player; you are a child of God. My hero
        oh boy, LeBron's talent is evident in every aspect of the game. His scoring ability, passing precision, rebounding prowess, and defensive skills are all top-notch. He can dominate in so many different ways, making him a true legend of the sport. But it's not just his talent that makes him special. LeBron James is also a fantastic leader and teammate. His ability to inspire and motivate his teammates is remarkable. He has a natural gift for elevating the play of those around him, making everyone better on the court. Off the court, LeBron is a role model and a philanthropist. He uses his platform to make a positive impact, advocating for important causes and giving back to the community. It's truly inspiring to see how he uses his success to make a difference in the world. In conclusion, LeBron James, the Glorious King, or should I say Lehunny Bear, is not only an incredibly talented player but also a leader, a role model, and a philanthropist. He has left an indelible mark on the game of basketball and continues to inspire fans like you and me. Keep supporting your favorite player and enjoy watching him dominate the court! 
        “As we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence actually liberates others.”-Lesunshine James ☀️☀️
        Ohh lebron where do I begin, I admire the way you play the game with your grace and greatness, your smile is bright like a sunshine and I’ve watched spaceman 23 times 6 days a week my king 👑
        Oh, man... Lebonbon my beautiful king... -Where do I even begin?..
        Oh le bon bon where do I even begin….
        LeBron… hes my, well, everything….
        My dear Lepookie, where do I begin? You light up my world with your presence, your laughter is my melody, and your love is my sanctuary. Forever yours.
        "Is- is that you... bron bron..?" I said, stuttering fearfully. The silence of the room abruptly broken by the deafening sound of my phone clattering onto the floor, of which I had dropped in horror.
        My glorious king.. Wh.. Where do I even begin with you? Well.. I guess I should start now.. he’s my.. heh.. it feels weird saying this.. my everything..
        oh Bron Bron my glorious king
        LeBron, honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you just so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court and you're a great husband and father. Sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face.

You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Cleveland and it was as if my heart got shattered into a million pieces. Yet, a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in Miami because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home.

Then alas, you did. My sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced!

2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history happen. You came back from being down 3-1, and I couldn't believe it.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. Now, you're getting older. Yet, you are still the GOAT. My GOAT. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, LeBron James.