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keqing roasted by ganyu


yee yee ass cat ears – Genshin

    Keqing mains on suicide watch
    Ah neko don’t hate me because I’m overpowered neko. Maybe if you got rid of those yee yee ass cat ears you’d get some travellers under yo skirt. Oh, better yet, maybe Aether will call your fake feline ass after he’s done fuckin’ with that funeral consultant or fatui harbinger he fuckin’ with ~~~Yuheng
    Hey can an Adeptus come up in yo crib?
    
    Girl fuck you, I'll see you at the Jade Chamber.
    
    Ah Keqing don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful Keqing. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass cat-ears you got you'd get some Rex Lapis dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Aether'll call your cat ass if he ever stopped fucking with that astrologist or acting grandmaster he fucking with.
    
    Keqing...
    Ah, don't hate me Keqing cause I'm beautiful. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass hairstyle, you'd get Aether on your skirt. Better yet, Aether would stop talking to Zhongli or Childe he hanging out with. See~ya.