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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think

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    in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, “I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.

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      If were being realistic here Kendrick probably has a decent sized penis of 5-7 inches. Because height usually correlates with penis size we can infer that Kendrick most likely doesn't have a 9 inch pinch. However, on the song for free Kendrick says matter of fact its 9 inches, but Kendrick could be capping. Also, darker skinned people normally have bigger penises and because Kendrick is one of those darker skinned individuals he could indeed have a 9 incher. But because Kendrick is kind of short and as I said before height size correlates with dick size this is why I believe Kendrick probably has a penis of 5-7 inches.