Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried.
Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth?
It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now.
Guys please, if you want your penis to remain the same size, please don't get the vaccine.
I'm sorry to say that I agree.
My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled now. It's so hard for me to walk now, both figuratively and literally.
My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my cock.
I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my cock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.
It ruined my life.
Please don't get the vaccine!
