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IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋

    Joshua Caleb Gordon, nicknamed "Flash", is an American football wide receiver for the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League.
    IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋
    
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    🚫 ERROR! 🚫
    
    💯True💯 ✔⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordons🐐🏈⚡️are irreplaceable 💖
    
    I could never delete you Josh Gordon!💖
    
    Send this to ten other 🏈🐐⚡️Gordon owners⚡️🐐🏈 who will never trade Gordon for🔕👎🔕 Le'Veon Bell 🔕👎🔕
    
    Or be cursed to a life of 💩🍺🚘🚔 Michael Floyd 🚔🚘🍺💩as your WR1 🚫😢👎😢👎
    
    If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! 🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆
    
    3 back: Your starting QB won't be 💵🦀💩Brock Osweiler💩🦀💵!!
    
    5 back: 👹Roger Goodell👹 will free ⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordon 🐐🏈⚡️
    
    420 back: Your 🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 JOSH GARDEN🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 will be in full bloom!!