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I only jerk off to gay porn.

    Only jerk off to gay porn copypasta
    I only jerk off to gay porn and I am not gay. Here is why: When you masturbate to porn, you get desensitized in the long run. That means if you jerk off to pawgs, milfs, teens, etc... in the long run you cock will no longer get erect when you see hot women. So even if you have a pawg sitting on your cock it will be flacid and you will feel no attraction whatsoever.
    
    BUT if you masturbate to gay porn only (such as twinks, breeding, sissy, traps...) you will become desensitized to men and will NOT feel attracted to them, while remaining attracted to hot women.
    
    Sometimes my intellect surprises me.

    WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO CUM?!

      I HATE WHEN IM JERKING OFF AND I CANT CUM! IT TAKES SO FUCKING LONG TO CUM! IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF WE COULD CUM FAST! WE COULD JERK OFF TO ALOT OF PORN AND CUM ALOT!!!

      If you want to quit masturbation do this

        How to quite fapping in one easy step!
        If you want to quit what you need to do is simple. Everyone is familiar with post nut clarity. The Japanese know this as 'kenjataimu' and it makes sense that the country where you can buy used panties in vending machines would have a specific word for it, jesus fucking christ. I mean what the actual fuck Japan, this is why you are being punished by the heavens with an aging population, get rid of that shit bro.
        
        I digress, it can be a feeling of overwhelming dread. Yet, a powerful ally. Say your toxic ex drunk texts you and you are starting to think "eh, it's worth it to get laid." Go bust a nut. The ol' wisdom wank. You'll be completely disinterested and not tempted. The wisdom wank will keep your crown intact.
        
        What you need to do is take that overwhelming feeling of dread and carry it past the post nut clarity. Control it. Understand it. Master it. Even when you are at your absolute most depraved and horniest, bring up that dread and realize how much stronger it will get once you nut. Will it be worth it? If your answer is yes, then I will not be the one to change your mind. Be on your way.
        
        It's as the ol' saying goes "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't force that horse to stop chronically masturbating unless they want to stop." If you desire to break free from these multiple open tabs, and ads that go "ARE YOU REALLY WATCHING PORN BY YOURSELF??!" then you may be ready. The first step is waiting.
        
        I'm not those guys on r/nofap im not going to tell you to keep a calendar of the last time you jerked it, or say you will gain psychic powers if you make it two months. We are not a bunch of guys cheering each other on as we edge constantly and talk about how this now makes us gods of enlightenment because we don't cum.
        
        That shit is weird as Hell, and I don't get it, but they kinda have the right idea. Fucking weirdos though. And if you mess up and masturbate don't do what they do writing an eight page apology letter to a subreddit calling yourself a failure. Roadbumps happen, and you don't need to share that shit with us bro its ok thanks.
        
        Plus, true enlightenment can come with nutting, Siddartha the Buddha literally spent years fucking whores in giant orgies before reaching enlightenment. Just curve that temptation, remember the dread, and if you got to do it use your imagination or some shit. That's what your ancestors did and they got laid, and now you are forced to exist because they creampied. It'll still help your neurons and feedback loops or whatever the fuck idk im not a doctor.
        
        All I know is intimacy can't be replicated no matter how good VR gets, don't be a fool. Every nut is a gift, make it count.
        
        Remember the dread, and hit the gym when you are horny. Take that unrelenting horny rage out on those weights, and get fucking jacked. Someday others make be flicking their beans or cranking their hogs to you, who knows, the future has yet to be written.
        
        Those are the keys to salvation. Or you can go to a bunch of orgies and then end up underneath an orange tree talking to the sky or whatever the fuck Buddha did, that's fine too, whatever.

        I’m so h0rny for him

          I would literally do everything to him… I want to jerk him off in a mcdonalds bathroom. I want to eat his cum up until he’s dry for days😫I want to ride it for hours and hours so he’s physically exhausted, kiss those gorgeousss lips , make him feel all small and below me, force him to know that I’m his superior😖😖 I want to love him, too,, I want to stroke his hair and sit him on my lap and tell him what a good boy he’s being :/ I want to devote all my time 24/7 to just utterly loving him , stroking him , blowing him …. I want to see him on his back stretching his lanky long legs,, moaning for ME,, neck absolutely covered in kisses ,, make him go to work with the knowledge that when he comes home i’ll be there to fuck the living daylights outta him, OH GOD😫

          I’m addicted to jerking my boyfriend off while he sleeps…

            Yeah.. title gives away the bread and butter here.. I don’t know when this started, or how it got so out of control.
            
            There’s been a few times my boyfriend has fallen asleep before me and I just hold his soft penis while I browse social media before I go to bed too. Idk, I just really like the way it feels, I love his dick. A few times it would get hard because I’d be squeezing it Then before I knew it it became jerking him off.. Sometimes he rolls over, sometimes he precums, sometimes i just stop and let it go soft again.
            
            It’s at the point that I intentionally stay awake longer than he does so I can play with his penis.
            
            I feel like an absolute creep show. I’ve never told him and there’s a chance I never will. He already feels like my sex drive is higher than his and that I want/talk about sex too much.
            
            I don’t even know how I let it get like this Staying awake until 10-11am just so I can play with my boyfriends privates is not how I envisioned I’d be spending most of my nights..
            
            If your partner confessed that they jerk you off when you’re asleep what would your reaction be?.. better to keep it to myself or tell him?

            17 days without jerking off

              What no fapping would do to ya
              17 days without jerking off, I entered the pharmacy to buy a candy(dont ask me why), then the girl spoke like this "good night, can I help?" Man who says that? Everyone knows that these girls only say "good night / good day / good afternoon" but for me she said "good night, I can help", naughty she is super flirting me. I caught a red candy and said "I want a strawberry candy" then she said "this is cherry, the strawberry is the most rosy" look how naughty, man, unbelievable, the mine had the audacity to say that the Red candy is not strawberry just to pull a subject with me, I decided to see how much she wanted that dick, so I said "ah it's all the same" then she giggled. Man was not a joke, there was no reason for her to laugh, she laughed to leave me at ease and ask for my number, I'm sure. So I kept looking at her shut up for about 40 seconds to make a link in the flirting because it was not fair just to do everything, she asking "is ... Do you want anything else sir?" Look how naughty offering to me at work, so I just stayed with the candy in the hand looking at her, she started looking at the sides to see if anyone was looking at her to ask for my number, she was so euphoric with my presence That was beginning to sweat and fill the eyes of water, surely imagining our future married. Two minutes after I only hold the candy and look into her eyes I put my hand in the pocket to get the wallet and she said "please do not hurt me", certainly imagining a wild sex because I'm this alpha male that I am. Then I took the wallet, opened a smile, picked up 1 dollar and paid for the candy. Then I said "I'll be back" and a tear came down her face. Certainly she is completely in love with me and crying with happiness.