Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Jackie Chan Cookie so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Facebook I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Jackie Chan Cookie. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Jackie Chan Cookie tight chocolate chip pussy. I want him to have my mutant human/cookie babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors oven. I'd baked cookies in it and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Jackie Chan Cookie again.
