Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ pussy will be filled with nationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and dick 🍆!
👋👋👋 HOE SAY CAN YOU SEE 👀👁 this hot 🔥🥵 piece of AMURRICAN ASS 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅🍑🤯‽?‽‽ Today 📅↩️ is IndepenDICKs Day‼️🦅 and its time 2 celebrate our Democrussy 🥵🥵🥵 Did u know 😳💭 1776 yrs ago 🕗⬅️ America ❤️🦷💙 was ruled by King George Washington 👑🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖😤👎✋ Thank God 🙏👼 🇺🇸 BarrCOCK 🍆 Obama 👦🏾😍 won our freedom 🙌 by hosting the Boston Sex Party!! 🥵🙇♂️🎉💦 (Thats where they wrote ✍️the DICKlaration of CUMdependance 📜😩✊) So tonight 🌚 u better lay down ⬇️ a blanket 🧻 and pop 💥🎉 your Patriotic Pussy 🇵🇷🫡🍑 cause the Fondling Fathers 👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼 are gonna give u a Very Special 🤭 Fireworks Show 😳😜🍆💥🎇🎆
Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and Stripes Sluts 👯👯! If you get 0️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 .... (because this bitch empty 🗑 👀🕸 YEET). If you get 5️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 will give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you 🔟 back, your democrussy 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ will be filled with nationalGASM 😩🇺🇸💙❤️💯🙏🇺🇸!
POP 🧨 POP 🎆 POP 🎇 THAT PUSSY 😩 ON THIS 🦅 FREEDOM DAY 🇺🇸. Did you know that the 3️⃣ colors of the flag 🇺🇸 mean some SHIT❔ The RED ♥️🌹 stripes on the flag represent the HANDPRINTS 🙌🏼 😏on your ASSCHEEKS 🍑 The WHITE 🤍⚪️ stripes represent the cummies 😜💦 that’ll be ON and IN you 😩😛 and the BLUE 💙🔵 represents the DICK 🍆 RIDING BRUISES 🥵 make SURE you celebrate 🎉 RIGHT 👌by getting ZADDY’s big rocket 🚀 💦 into your CANNON 🐱 and letting it FIRE 💥 into you 😤 RIDE that GIRTHY 💪🏼 DIIICK like the British 🇬🇧 are cumming 😛🍆💦 spread that eagle 🦅 wide to feed 😏👅 zaddy better than any cookout 😩 Send 💌 to 7️⃣ of the BADDEST 🥵😚 BITCHES you know❗️ if you get 7️⃣ back, you’ll have ALL 3️⃣ colors of the flag ♥️⚪️💙 tonight!!! If you get 4️⃣ back, DADDY is gonna be FEASTIN 🤤 on your coochie 🍪 tonight!! If you get less than 2️⃣ back, your PUSSY 😿 is gonna be drier 🌵 than the ones on the grill 🍗🤷🏻♀️
Happy 😃IndepenDICKS🍆💦🐳 Day 🙌🇺🇸 ❗Shout out📢📣 to our POUNDING🔨😷 Father THOTmas👏🏻👏🏻 Jefferson 4🔢 writing📝 the 📜🍆DICKloration of InepenDICKS.💨🍆💦❗Dont🚫 forget💁🏻 to set off💦🎆 those 🔥fireTWERKS 🎊 🎉 🎇 tonight🌃❗ 💕Make them explode🍆💦💦 in the sky🙏🏻
Happy fWHOREth of July 🇺🇸💥 my fellow SLUTTY 🍆💦 AmeriCUNTS! 🇺🇸😂 On this day 📅 in 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣, the DADDIES 👴🏻🍆 of our nation 🇺🇸 got DRIPPY 💦💦 together & signed 📝 the Declaration of IndependSEX, 🇺🇸👉👌 breaking away 💔 from those COCK BLOCKING 🚫🍆❌ Brits 🇬🇧☕ & giving us our 🙌 freedom 🙌 to FUCK! 🍆🍑💦 So grab those 💥 sparklers 💥 & start LICKIN 👅💦 some BUTTHOLES 🍑 good ol AMERICAN style! 🇺🇸💦 SHOOT ↗️🎉 your LOAD 🍆💦 of 💥 fireworks 💥 off, FLOP ⤵️ those BIG ASS 🍑 John HanCOCK 🍆🌭 WEINERS 🌭 on the grill, 🍳 & wave 👋 the 🌟 Star SPANKING 🍑👏 Banner, 🇺🇸 praising 🙌 the red 🔴, WHITE ⚪💦 & blue! 🔵 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ PATRIOTIC PUSSIES 🇺🇸😹 or you won't 🚫 get Lady Liberty's 🗽 GREEN TITS 🗽 in your face tonight! 😭 Get 3️⃣ back & you're a 🇺🇸 Ben FrankCLIT LICKER 👅💦 Get 5️⃣ back & you're a 🇺🇸 John PennIS SUCKER 🍆🍆 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you're the 🇺🇸 Thomas JefferSUCC SLUT QUEEN 🍆💦👑
IT’S OUR 🇺🇸NATION’S 🇺🇸 BIRTHDAY 🎊🎉🎉 PATRI-SLUTS😋😋😩 AND IT HAS A BIIIG 😉💯🍆👅 PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆💦 UNCLE SAM 🔥🔥🔥WANTS YoU😘😩🎊😏! HE’s BRINGING his STAR 🌟✨⭐SPANGLED 💥⚡🔥BONER 🙇😯🎉😩😩 TO GIVE YOU FREE🅱️OM TO HOE‼️ BUTT😉 that’s not ALL. HE’S gonna launch his rocket 🚀😩😋 into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVE🍑🍑🍑 and EXPLODE✨💥😩 in your SPACIOUS SKIES👉👌👌👌. IF YOUve DECLARED your HOEDEPENDENCE 😩👉👌🇺🇸 DADDY will eat that ASS😩😋 like apple 🍎 pie 😋🇺🇸👌💯. iF yoUVE been a COMMIE 😡😤👺🖕❌❌ NO FREEDOM CUMMIES FOR U! 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ SONS of LIBERTITTY 👦👦🔥💦😜 & you’ll get Daddy SAMs’ MEGA THICC PATRIODICK‼️😜😜🔥🔥🍆💦💦🎉🎁💦😩😩😍
HAPPY JULY F(WHORE)TH BITCHES!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 be proud of your CUMtry as you fight for your freedom to FUCK 🍆💦😩 don't be independent today, find yourself a FOUNDING DADDY 😉 to shoot his FIREWORKS into you 😩🎆 if you want a sexy freedom fighter to give you his hotdog 🌭 just yell 🔴"THE REDCOATS ARE CUMMING"🔴 it doesn't matter if you're a down-ass 😏😏😏 ALEXANDER HAMILTON type bitch or shy and thick like BENJAMIN FRANKLIN 🍑💦 send this to 10 other freedom lovin' sluts🇺🇸 or you'll be thrown away 💁🏻🚮 like tea into the water 🐸☕️🌊 don't forget your Independence Day CUMMIES!!!💦💦💦
🏳️🌈PRIDE MONTH🏳️🌈 IS OVER 🙅♀️AND JUST LIKE 🏢CORPORATIONS👨🏻💼DROPPING THE GAYS💅 OR 🫢THE SUPREME COURT🏛👨🏻⚖️DROPPING 😤WOMENS RIGHTS🤦♀️, ANOTHER 🙃EMOJI 🫠TEXT🫡 IS😯 HERE🤪
🎇🎆ITS ALMOST 🇺🇸INDEPENIS DAY 🫡🍆MY FELLOW AMERICUNTS🇺🇸🍆 IN 1776 THE FOUNDING DADDIES 👨💼💁♂️WROTE ✍️THE DICKlararion🍆 OF HOE-DEPENDENCE✨🍑THATS RIGHT 👴🏻UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU 🫵TO SUCC👅 HIS STAR SPANGLED✨ 🅱️ONER🍆 POP💥 THOSE PATRIOTIC PUSSIES 🫦 FOR COCK BLOCKING🙅♂️ THOSE BRITS 🇬🇧 AND FLOP ⤵️THOSE JOHN HAN-COCKS 💦ON THE GRILL🌭
SEND THIS TO 1️⃣ and YOURE A COMMIE 🔴 FOR CUMMIES 💦👅 3️⃣and YOURE GETTING PATRIODICKKED DOWN🇺🇸🫡🍆 5️⃣ and YOULL GET A VISIT 🎆FROM BEN FRAN-CLIT💦 LICKER 👴🏻🪁👅 🔟AND BET YOUR STAR 🌟SPANKING 💥🍑👋BANNER 🇺🇸LADY LIBERTYS 🗽TITS 🍈WILL BE IN UR FACE 2NITE 🤪
SAY 🗣 GOODBYE 👋TO THE ◼◼◼◼ RAINBOWS🏳️🌈🌈 OF JUNE 📅
THE ONLY 🕶 COLORS 🎨THAT MATTER IN JULY 🗓 ARE
RED 🔴WHITE ⚪AND BLUE 🔵
IN HONOR🏅 OF INDEPENDENCE DAY 🇺🇸🏈🎆, TRUMP 👨🏻🦰 HAS DECIDED THAT AMERICA 🇺🇸IS SECEDING ✂️ FROM THE WORLD 🌎
RUSSIA 🇷🇺 IS ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛CREATING 🏗 A YUGE PLANET 🌌🌏 FOR US ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ TO HABITATE TOGETHER. 👨❤️👨
IT IS TOO SMALL 🐜 FOR ANY ALIENS 👽👾THAT COME FROM MEXICO 🇲🇽🌮🌯 OR MARS 🇲🇭♂️ SORRY 🙇♀️
SO PACK YOUR BAGS 👜🎒👝🛍, WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A GIANT LEAP 🕴 FOR THE ONLY MANKIND 👨🏻🦰 THAT MATTERS, WHITE AMERICANS 👱🏻♂️ 🇺🇸
DRINK A BUDWEISER 🍻 AND REPORT 🚨TO YOUR LOCAL BASEBALL ⚾️ STADIUM FOR TAKE OFF 🚀👩🚀👨🚀
BUT REMEMBER NO VEGANS 🥕🥔🍠🍅🍆🥒, DEMOCRATS 🐴🔵, OR ENVIRONMENTALISTS 🌲🌴🌷🌻🌹ALLOWED. ✔
🎆🇺🇸🍔🎇 Hey Y'all! 👋😄 Get ready for a sizzling Independence Day 🍆🇺🇸 tale that will set your desires ablaze! 📖🍔🎇 Once upon a time, in the land of 🦅🍔🗽, the Founding 🍑 Fathers gathered for a cookout 🍆🌭🔥, a celebration of freedom that awakened more than just their patriotic spirits! 🍗🗽🎉 Little did they know, Uncle Sam's 🍆🔮 grill possessed an irresistible charm...🔥🍆🔮✨ The hotdogs 🍑🌭 danced provocatively on the grill, whispering, "Sink your teeth into our mouthwatering delights. 💦🔥💃" The potato salad 🥗 playfully mingled with the hotdogs, creating a tantalizing combination that set the mood on fire. 🥔😳💃 Amidst the excitement, Benjamin Franklin couldn't resist saying, "These hotdogs have more flavor than a spicy romance novel! 🔥🌭" So, on this irresistible day, let's embrace the explosive fireworks of laughter and desire, setting our senses ablaze with a burning passion for freedom! 🎉🍔🔥 Happy Independence Day, y'all! 🇺🇸🎆🍻😄 🔥💥📩 Ready to turn up the heat? Share this tantalizing tale with 1776 individuals, and you'll unleash a firestorm of laughter and spicy delights that will leave everyone craving for more. 📩💥🔥 🎇✨✉️ Receive 🔟 back, and the laughter will intensify, creating a red-hot party where pleasure and merriment intertwine. Get ready to spice things up! ✉️✨🎇 🍔💌💃 Receive 5️⃣ back, and a feast of hilarious sensations will unfold, tickling your funny bone and igniting a desire for unforgettable moments. Prepare for a mouthwatering adventure! 💃💌🍔 Indulge in the passionate journey, where hotdogs 🌭 take on a whole new meaning, and let the spirit of Independence Day ignite your wildest fantasies! 🎆🍑😂🔥
I 👁 ate 😋 so much fucking 🤬 shit on the 4th 4️⃣ of July 🎆🧨. I 👁 said 🗣️ I 👁 wouldn't, but 🍑 then I 👁 did, and I 👁 totally fucked 🤬 up ⬆️ my diet 🥪🍎🌮🥖🥧🍈🥦, and now I'm paying 💵 for 4️⃣ it 🤡 by working out in a hundred 💯 fucking 🤬 degree 🌡️🥵 weather ⛅. I hate 😠🖕 my fucking 🤬 life. I hate 😠🖕 myself so much! Why 🆈 the FUCK 🤬 DID I 👁 DO THAT!? 🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰!!!!!!!! 🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰!!!!! WORK BITCH🐶!!!!
HEY 👋🏻
HAPPY 😊 WHORETH 4⃣💃 OF JULY 🇺🇲 MY RED 🔴 WHITE ⚪️ AND BOO 💋
2⃣4⃣7⃣ YEARS AHOE 👩👧 WE SPANKED 👋🏻🍑 THE TEA 🐸☕ GUZZLERS 😩💦 SO HARD 💥 THEY BECAME 😳 OUR SUB 👉👈
HELP 🙏 ME 🙋♂ CELEBRATE 🥳🎉 BY SENDING 💌🏃♀️ THIS MESSAGE 💬 TO 5⃣0⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST 🫂😘 STAR 🌟✨ SPANGLED 🤩 HOES 👯♂👯
GET 0⃣ BACK AND YOU'RE EATING 🍽️ BEANS 🫘 FOR BREKKY 😝
GET 1⃣0⃣ BACK AND YOU'LL 👆BE SLURPING 👅 ON GLIZZIES 🌭🇺🇸
GET 3⃣0⃣ BACK AND THERE 😎 WILL 📜 BE 🐝 MORE 📈 THAN JUST A REVOLUTION 🪖🎇 IN YOUR BEDROOM 🛏️👉👌🏻😮
GET 5⃣0⃣ BACK AND ‼️ YOU'RE 🙋♂ IN 🚪FOR THE STAR 🌟 SPANGLED 💫🌠 BANGING 💥🔴⚪🔵 OF A LIFETIME 🫨😵💫🥴
🎶OHHH S🅰️YY CAN 🎵YOUUU 💥CREAMMM🎇🎵🇺🇸⁉️⁉️ Happy🎊 fWHOREth4️⃣🗓️ of 🍼GOOly you 🤩star-SPANKled 👏🏻SLUTS🫦🫦 and 🫡patriotic PRICKS🇺🇸🎉❕❗️❕ Today🚨 as you👊🏻 get 🗽AbraHOT🥴 for the 👨🏻🍆POUNDING 🧠Fathers🧑⚖️🪙 in your lives, 🧎♂️➡️🧎♀️➡️BEND OVER🙇🙇♀️ and let them ♋️PUMP🍾 their ❤️🤍red and WHITE❤️🤍 stripes 😱DEEP😵 into 🫵🏻your 💙💙blue BOX💙💙❕‼️ Let us 🤬pledge allegiance🫡🎖️ to 🔮🎱COCK AND BALLS🤤🍆🍌🥵 and 🍑ASS AND TITS🍒 as the ORGASMIC 🧨bombs 🅱️URST🌋 in air❗️ I’m 👑proud to be an 🇺🇸🦅AmeriCUNT🤠🇺🇸 this 🎆🎇IndepenDICKS Day🧨‼️🇺🇸‼️ Every 🥴STUPID HOE🙆♂️ knows🪟🤨 that WashingTWERK👯♀️ DC🏛️ is our 🗽national 🦅capital, but only the 🔥HOTTEST🔥😮💨 pieces of 🅰️merican ASS can recite✅ the 5️⃣0️⃣ SLUTS and their capitals‼️ Let’s SCREAM🎆 them together—READY⁉️❔🔢
1️⃣ MontCUMery🫶💦, AlaCLAMa🦪
2️⃣ GOONeau🌀😈🧴, AlaSKEET✊💧😵💫
3️⃣ PENIS🍆, AREOLA🍕
4️⃣ Little COCK🤏🏻🤏🏻, ArkanRAW🥩🍣
5️⃣ SCROTUMento🍒, CaliFORNICATE👉🏽👌🏽
6️⃣ DenVERSE↕️, ColoRODo🍡😈
7️⃣ HARDford🤥🍆, ERECTicut🥖
8️⃣ BENDover🧎♂️, DelaBAREBACK🏇🏼
9️⃣ PHALLICassee🍌, FloriDONKI-DONK🤤☄️
🔟 FATlanta🐳, GeORGYa👯♀️👯♂️
1️⃣1️⃣ HonoluLUBED🫗, HaWEENY🌭🤤
1️⃣2️⃣ BUSSY🍑😚, IdaHOE🤪💅
1️⃣3️⃣ SPUNKfield💣💥, IlliLINGUS👅
1️⃣4️⃣ IndiaFAPolis👏🏻🫨, IndiANUS🕳️🤲🏻
1️⃣5️⃣ Des LOINES🩲, IoWANK🤯💦
1️⃣6️⃣ TOEPICKER🦶🏻👌🏿, KansASS♨️🎂
1️⃣7️⃣ FrankFART🍑💨, KenCUCKy🧍♂️👩❤️💋👨
1️⃣8️⃣ SCAT ‘N’ SPLOOGE💩💦, LouSQUEEZEiana🫨🍆🫶🏻
1️⃣9️⃣ AuGUSHta🌊, MOANe😮💨🥴
2️⃣0️⃣ AnnaHOLEis🕳️, MaryHANDY🤝🏻
2️⃣1️⃣ BUST-on🤯💦🥲, MassaGOOCHetts💢
2️⃣2️⃣ LUSTing💋, BITCHigan😈
2️⃣3️⃣ TAINT Paul💩💨, MEATYsota🥓🤑
2️⃣4️⃣ JACKS-on😊💦🥲, MISS-PISSY-SISSY🍌💦🥃
2️⃣5️⃣ JOHNSON City👺, KISSouri👩❤️💋👩👨❤️💋👨
2️⃣6️⃣ HeleNUT🥜, MOUNTana🤠
2️⃣7️⃣ LICK-CUM💦🥵, NebraSKANK🦗🦗
2️⃣8️⃣ cARSEson SHITTY💩, NeVAGa🍯
2️⃣9️⃣ ConcWHOREd🤐, New HUMPSHART🍑💨💩
3️⃣0️⃣ TrenTWAT🤡, New JIZZY🍼🤤
3️⃣1️⃣ Santa GAY🎅🏻💕, NUDE MexiCUM🍆🤌
3️⃣2️⃣ Al-BONER😱🍆, New PORKED🥵🤏🏻
3️⃣3️⃣ RaLIBIDO🫦🫦, North CaroLACTATE🍼
3️⃣4️⃣ PISSmarck🍻, North DaCOOCHIE🥧
3️⃣5️⃣ ColumBOOTY🍰🍰, O-HOG-o🐖
3️⃣6️⃣ CHOKElahoma⛓️💥 City, OklaHOMO🏳️🌈
3️⃣7️⃣ SLAM-EM🫨🥊, OreGASM🍾🤯
3️⃣8️⃣ HarrisSPURT🌋, PENILEvania🍡
3️⃣9️⃣ PROSTITUTE👙💃, CHODE Island🍠🏝️
4️⃣0️⃣ CoLABIA🥞, SUS🧐 CaroLIGMA🫦
4️⃣1️⃣ QUEER🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️, SUCK DICKota🧠😮💨
4️⃣2️⃣ ASSville🍩🍩, TennesSEMEN🦑
4️⃣3️⃣ AuSTUFFED🤰, SEXas🤭🤭
4️⃣4️⃣ SLUT LICK TITTY💄, UTERUS🥢
4️⃣5️⃣ MontPEE-IN-HER🛐, VerMOIST💦
4️⃣6️⃣ DICKmond🌭🌭, VIAGARA💊
4️⃣7️⃣ oNYMPHia💋🤫, WashingTOOT💨
4️⃣8️⃣ CharlesTONGUE👅, West VAGINA🩸🩸
4️⃣9️⃣ DADDY’S SON🧎♂️🕺🏻, WisSQUIRTson💦🥽
5️⃣0️⃣ HYMENne🌷😘, WyoMOMMY👵🏻👵🏻
Bonus (🦴BONER🦴) round🆗 for the P🅾️🅾️Pulated territories📍👮♂️❕
5️⃣1️⃣PaGOO PaGOO🍼🤤, AmeriCREAMY Samoa☔️
5️⃣2️⃣HE-GOT-IN-YA🫶, GUANO💩💩
5️⃣3️⃣SENPAI🎎, WHOREthern Mariana SLIMElands🏝️
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