Hey, vsauce, Micheal here! Why is my peepee hard? Or is it? Well, ya see, we need to start with the peepee itself. The hardening of the peepee is called an erection. Erection. The term itself shares a similarity with our own predecessors, Homo Erectus. That's Latin for Gay Straight. So, naturally, we can start to fill in the picture. Our predecessors, Gay Straights, also had hard peepees. Which brings us back to modern day erections. You see, an erection is a signal to tell you that you are gay, a leftover device from the era of Gay Straights. But what is "gay"? To quote Nelson Mandela, "To be gay is not to love others. It is to love yourself and to stay true in the face of many hardships and hard dicks." In Layman's terms, Nelson Mandela is trying to tell us to go fuck ourselves. This is vital to know because it puts into perspective the absolute size of gayness itself, divided into unique homogenous subgroups. Such a diverse range is exactly why the flag of LGBTQBBQ communities is a rainbow. But, you ask, how does this tie in to what gay Is? I'm getting there. Gay is a slang term for homosexual, which is to have sexual interest in someone of the same gender as yourself. To see more on the topic of gender, click the annotation on my face now for a playlist of videos specifically on the subject. So, to answer your question, your peepee is hard because you're gay. Hopefully today's little snippet was a good brain train for you. If you'd like to find other fun ways to test your mind mettle, click the annotation up here to go see some of my huge DONGs. And, as always, thanks for watching.
I've often pondered why porn is pushed on us and daily ejaculation is normalised. A while ago, I came to the conclusion that it keeps us weak, keeps us mindless consumers lacking the energy or power to overthrow the system. Then, today, I thought about it deeper. And I realised that it gets darker.
For those that aren't aware, at around 64 days retaining seed, sperm undergo "Spermatogenesis", which means sperm you've cultivated reach full maturity and potency, which is nature's intention for creating a child.
No wonder disease and mental health issues are higher than ever, because most of us are born from a week's cultivation (if we're lucky), because our fathers were most likely subject to perennial ejaculation indoctrination, meaning we developed from infantile seed.
What kind of fruit will a tree bear if said fruit is harvested in its infancy? Now, what kind of fruit will become of a seedling who has been allowed the correct conditions, nutrients and time to grow into what it is destined to be? I digress, but you get the sentiment. We were all grown from infantile seedling. Which means we were not given the optimum start in life. We are weaker and less powerful than we could of been, had we of received optimum growing conditions.
Imagine how powerful the human race would be if we all grew from Spermatogenesis seed? That is a nation of warriors, divine beings who are not so easily manipulated and controlled.
Now I understand why we are indoctrinated to perennially spill our seed. To keep us weak. In addition, to ensure that future generations perpetuate the weakness. They don't want an army of fully developed beings in existence, because Spermatogenesis babies are revolution babies.
Cultivate your seed. Give your child the best start in life as nature intended, and let's change the world together.
COMMON COLORS: -White:Default
-Brown:Nut 10 times to unlock this color.
-Gray:Nut 25 times to unlock this color.
-Black:Nut 50 times to unlock this color.
-Beige:Nut 75 times to unlock this color.
-Maroon:Nut 100 times with the 100th nut being shot using the helicopter method.
UNCOMMON COLORS:
-Red:Get 25 nuts using the helicopter method.
-Yellow:Shoot your cum to a distance of at least 15 feet away.
-Blue:Jump up as you cum and land your cum inside a cup.
-Green:Nut 10 times in a single jerking session to the same thing without stopping.
-Orange:Nut while sick or having a headache.
-Purple:Nut 125 times with the 125th nut being shot into a toilet using the sniping method.
RARE COLORS:
-Pink:Nut to something really weird(Does not count pedophiliac content,that is illegal and horrible and you will lose all progress and have your account terminated)
-Lime:Nut while eating something spicy
-Amber:Nut to a really old porn video from 1896.
-Teal:Nut inside a public restroom
-Mustard:Show your cock to another cock
-Indigo:When caught masturbating,look at your assailant in the eyes.
EPIC COLORS(PATTERNS BEGIN TO APPEAR HERE):
-Ruby:Obtain a condom and nut inside it
-Sapphire:Nut inside the ocean 4 times in a row
-Emerald:Nut at school 35 times -Gold:Nut 2,000 times
-Silver:Nut while shitting in the shower.
-Diamond:Nut on 20 inanimate objects
-Pearl:Nut 2,500 times
-Platinum:Charge up your cum for 50 days and let it rip on day 50 on a toilet seat
LEGENDARY COLORS:
-Woodland MARPAT camoflauge:Nut while wearing the same colors as your surroundings at exactly 6:54 PM MST.
-Bloodied:Have blood cum out instead of cum
The rest are unknown as of now.
Boy: im going pinis surgery
Girl: ok i love you
Boy love tou t2 bby
Boy wak upo see doc no gf
Boy; where my gf
Doc who do you tiphink gave you the pinis
Boy: what
So today, I decided to measure my cock, just to look and see, like every man does. I planned to report back to my dudes... For the boys, y’know? So I get a boner, and I measure it with a ruler from my mom’s desk drawer... and it’s too fucking big for anyone to believe me if I told them. I’m now having a moral crisis, because if I tell the bros about my huge cock, they won’t believe me. But momma didn’t raise a liar. So now I’m stuck between having a brosation with my guys about my huge fucking horse cock, or forever hiding in the third leg closet. How do I come about coping with the knowledge that I have a giant pulsing lightsaber dong?
Yeah not true. Trump has a massive cock. I know this because.... I mean just look at how he’s always leaning forward. My president is packing so much heat he almost loses his balance sometimes. He probably tucks it up his shirt and tapes his massive fucking cum-filled balls back up his anal cavity. He’s so thick. I bet he uses all that grease to slide his ticking-time-bomb balls in and out of him and giving himself several anal orgasms in the process. No wonder every woman in government complains about him. They want his massive fucking member and they know they can’t get it because he only gives it to melania. He probably uses cushions and such to hide the massive bulge as well but sometimes I swear I can see his chest wet from all the pre cum he probably pumps out from all that friction.
