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Fauna on tea

    From Fauna’s argument on why tea is better than coffee in HOLOEN CIVIL WAR: COFFEE VS TEA (The Great Debate) stream.

    Thank you for having me as a witness today, your honours. And my esteemed green colleague and also my blue colleague, thank you. I have prepared a short speech for you today.

Though tea is superior to coffee for myriad reasons, I will focus my testimony on one aspect only - the amino acid L-theanine (L-THE).

While both coffee and tea contain caffeine, L-THE is found naturally in green tea and contrarily is absent from coffee. We therefore may use the elusive amino acids’ presence or lack thereof as a point of comparison between our competing beverages.

Caffeine on its own is perhaps most notably associated with its neurostimulating effects, increased alertness and cognitive performance, at the expense of elevated heart rate and blood pressure. You may be content to accept these side effects as a coffee drinker… However, there is another path offered by our favoured beverage of tea.

L-THE, once again found naturally in tea, antagonises caffeine in such a way to reduce the negative effects while boosting the positive! L-THE regulates the central nervous system, increasing the release of dopamine, inhibiting glutamate uptake, decreasing norepinephrine and increasing serotonin. That’s right - L-THE antagonises caffeine, lowering blood pressure, while coffee continues to elevate and elevate again.

Further, L-THE increases alpha (α) brain wave activity associated with creativity, improved learning and decreased anxiety.

Tea bests coffee in a matter of variety, taste and health, but you need look no further than L-theanine to prove tea’s dominion over coffee.

I rest my case. Thank you.

    I want to see Fauna collab with Vox Akuma

      I want to see Fauna collab with Vox Akuma just for this one reason. To see the rabid fucks mald all over the prechat, angry seething as the live audience reaches 50K, 100K and beyond, and then the stream starts and it’s just Fauna sitting beside Vox and endlessly berate him with him just taking it like a child done something wrong, as the audience fight with a few “Based” flying through, until Vox break down and face first lands on the table, then the screen will darken with Vox’s talk become begging and crying for Fauna do not cum inside him and destroy his precious body but Fauna will ignore that and thrust her cock in making all of Vox’s complaint mixed with moans from his boy bussy getting destroyed by Fauna’s cock and eventually her endless cum with Vox begging and crying for mercy in his British accent now completely broken down and crying as chat of over half a million witness their lord filled and begging for more of Fauna’s dick, she will oblige and fill his mouth with her seeds once again and then window break as Fauna throws Vox out of the window with Vox’s audiable cry.

From that day onward Vox Akuma will become the most devoted Sapling and devote all his earnings to mommy Fauna, who in turn will send him pictures of her dick. He’ll became the cum bucket for Mother Fauna and live his twitter life begging for Faumommy cock, forever.