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Brian, it’s 2022, there’s no such thing as a ‘boy’ anymore

    Brian, it's 2022-- there's no such thing as a boy anymore. Or a girl. Just a vast sea of chubby "Theys" and "Thems," so coddled by their sanctimonious woke parents who think activism is virtue-signaling on Instagram. If Martin Luther King could come back, and see what they were doing in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
    Brian: Stewie, trust me, boys can’t get periods. 
    
    Stewie: Brian, it’s 2022, there’s no such thing as a ‘boy’ anymore. Or a ‘girl’. Just a vast sea of chubby ‘theys’ and ‘thems’ so coddled by their sanctimonious, woke parents who think activism is virtue signalling on Instagram. If Martin Luther King could come back and see what they were doing in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.

    Brian Griffin the dog ASCII

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