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Just to let everyone know i do not bark. I have never barked in my life.

    Just to let everyone know i do not bark. I have never barked in my life. Everyday I wake up and do meaningful contributions to society. I am a very mature and respectable person. I would never engage in such activities such as barking, meowing, purring or making any animal noises. I am a pure chaste person who would never commit such a si- OMG IS THAT <INSERT CHARACTER> GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK SNARL HISSSSS BARK BARK GRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK foams at mouth WOOF WOOF GRRRRRR BARK BARK 
    just to let everyone know, i do not bark. i have never barked in my entire life. everyday, i wake up and make meaningful contributions to society. i am a very mature and respectable person. i am also a devoted member of the church, and attend afternoon mass every sunday. i would never engage in such activities as barking, meowing, purring, or making any animal noises. i am a pure, chaste person who would never commit such a sin. thank you. 
    Just to let you know, I do not bark. I have never barked in my entire life. Every day, I wake up and make meaningful contributions to society. I am a very mature and respectable person. I would never engage in such activities as barking, meowing, or any animal noises. Thank you. ummm, uhhh, guys I can't hold it in anymore i- WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRR HSSSS WOOF BARK ARF HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF HSSSSS

    Rolling , pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, dressing up as a maid..

      Rolling , pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, dressing up as a maid, acting like a animal, jumping, screaming, kicking my feetbeautiful amazing spectacular showstopping wonderful awesome talented magnificent incredible totally unique never been done before jaw dropping majestic splendid heavenly gorgeous stunning fabulous perfect brilliant never the same excellent extraordinary phenomenal breathtakingfoams mouth GRRRRR snarl BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR......sniffs BARK
      
      GGRRR BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRR BARKNFKFLH BARK BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRRR BARK BARK WOOF ARF GRRR GXNXHSJSH BRRR BARK BARK
      
      GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF

      Barking WOOF WOOF

        GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS
        BARK BARK WOOF GRRRRRRRRRR WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRR BARK BARK growl WOOF WOOF WOOF HA HA HA HA BARK BARK GROWL BARK grrrRRROOF WOOF WOOF
        👹👺GGRRR😼😼👻BARK🐶🐶BARK🤴👨‍🎤👨‍🎤WOOF🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️GGGGRRR🧛🧛🧛GRR🐻🐻🐻🐻BARKNFKFLH🦧🦧🦧🦧🐐🐐FMSMANBARK🔥🔥🔥WOOF✍️✍️WOOF🌰🌰GR🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️TNGFMR🗽🗽🗽BARK🤶🤶🤶🤶BARL🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟🧟👰‍♂️BARK🫀🫀🫁🫁BARK👥🫂👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽WOOF🦷🦷👅👅👅💋💋WOOF👣👆🏾🤙🦵WOOF🙀🙀🙀GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB👺👺👹👹GRR🤖🤖🤡WOMGMHMBOF😪😪😪GRR🥸🥸BARKNFKFLH 🫁🫂🫂👩🏿👩🏿👩🏿👤🗣️BARK BARK🗣️🗣️🗣️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥BARK🔛🔝❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥WOOF GGGGRRR🧌🧌GRR🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻🕺WOMGMHMBOF👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨GRRR🪖🪖BARK BARK🐼🐼🐼🐻🐮🦊WOOF🐩🐩🐕ARF🐲🐧🐲GRRR🦦🦦🐔🦦GXNXHSJSH🐾🐾🐾🐾BRRR🐳🐳BARK👄👄🫦🫦BARK💄🔛🔝🗣️🔥✍️✍️
        *foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR......*sniffs* BARK
        GGRRR BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRR BARKNFKFLH BARK BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRRR BARK BARK WOOF ARF GRRR GXNXHSJSH BRRR BARK BARK
        GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF

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        ARF BARK GROWL RRR GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARF
        
        GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRRRR
        
        GRRR GRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GROWL ARGH ARF ARF SNARL HISS WOOF ARGH GROWL GRRR GGRRRGRRR GRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GROWL ARGH ARF SNARL HISS WOOF ARGH GROWL GRRR GGRRRGRRR GRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GROWL ARGH ARF ARF SNARL HISS WOOF ARGH GROWL GRRR GGRRRGRRR GRRR WOOF BARKKGRRR
        
        GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSSS GRRRR WOOF BARK BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR SNARL BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF HISSS BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS HSSSSSS GRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK WOOF GRRRR HISSS GRR BARK ARF
        
        GRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRR GROWL WOOF HISSSSSSSS GRRR BARK BARK WOOF HISSS HISSS GRRRR GRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRR GROWL WOOF HISSSSSSSS GRRR BARK BARK WOOF HISSS HISSS GRRRR GRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRR GROWL WOOF HISSSSSSSS GRRR BARK BARK WOOF HISSS HISSS GRRRR
        
        BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRG
        
        BARK 🤬🐗WOOF 🐒BARK 🐕‍🦺RUFF 😡🐺BARK 🐻BARK 🤬🦊BARK 🐕BARK 🐻WOOF 🐕WOOF 🦊RUFF 🐂RUFF🦮 GRRRRR🐕‍🦺 BARK🐶 BARK 🤬🦁WOOF😡🙊 WOOF 🦁GRRRR🐶 RUFF 🐴RUFF🐗 BARK🐺 😡WOOF🦮 RUFF🐕 GRRRR🐶 BARK 🐕‍🦺BARK
        
        GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK
         GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK
        
        BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK BARK ARFFF GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK ARFFFFF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK
        
        BARK BARK BARK GRR WOOF SNARL SNArL BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK SNARL BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK GRRRR GRR RGRR GR
        
        BARK BARK BARK BADL BALD. NARK BAKE BALE KAVEE L BARK BARKBARKBAKR KABSKSB BARK VAKR BALR BARK BARKE HSBAKE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAKE BAKR BARK BRK  GGGGSGHSGSGSGGRRRRRRRR BARKBOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWS BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRR RRUGFFFFFFFFF BARKRKKRKTKTKTKTKTKRKR
        
        BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR GRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLLL SNARRLLLLLL BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF GRRRR SNARLLL BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE HISSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSS BITE BITE BITE
        
        BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRG
        
        rawrarwrarwrarrwrarwrararar RAWR !!! baAKR BARK ARK ARK AWOOOOOOO ARW GGRRRRRR GRR GRRRRRRrrRrrrRRRRRRRR ARF ARF WANG WANG WANV !!!!!! GRRRRRR WANG !!!!!! RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR BARK BARK barK BAKR ABKR BaRrRRkKk nnn !!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR HNGGSGRRRRRRRRRRR RAWR RAWR RAWR RAW RRR RRARR
        
        BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS HISS SNARL GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSD GRR ARF HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRR GRRRR AAAAAARRGHHHH BARK HISSSS GRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF JAKDHSJHS SNARL HISS BARK SNARL BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS HISS SNARL GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSD GRR ARF BARKKK GRRRR WOOF ARF ARF
        
        BARKBARKBARKBARK RRRRRRR WOOFWOOFWOOFEOOFWOOFWOOF BARKBARKBARKBARK AWOOOOOOOOºººOOOOOºººOOOOO AWOOOOOOOO BARK BARK AWOOOOOGRRRRRRR ARFARFARFARF GUUURR GROWL SNAARLLLL GRRRAA BARKBARKBARBARKBARKBARKBRK BITEBITEBITECHOMPCHOMP GRRRRRRRRBITEBTIEBITE ARFARFARFARFARFARFAEFAEFAE
        
        BARK BARK GRIWLLL SNRARLING YELLING BITE BITE BITE NIGHTMARE BARK BARK ARF ARF HISSSSSSSSSSSSS SNARL SNARL BARK GRRRRRRRR RFRFRFRFRFRDFDFR GROWL GROWL BARK BARK BARK BITE BITE BITE HISSING HISS GRRRRRRRRRROWL BARK BITE BITE HISS ARF ARF ARF WOOF BITE BITE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGH
        
        SLURP GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GROWL SLURP CHEW DROOL BARK WOOF WOOF YAP YAP GASP ARF ARF AWOOOOOO BARK GRRRR SLURP CHEW GNAW ARF ARF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF SLURP GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GROWL SLURP CHEW DROOL BARK WOOF WOOF YAP YAP GASP ARF ARF AWOOOOOO BARK GRRRR
        
        BARK BARK WOOF GRR RRR RRR RURURURURU AWO WOOF RUFF RUFF BARK YAP YAP BARK GRR WOOF WOOF AROOO AROO BARK BARK BARK GRR RUFF RUFF WOOOOOO OOOO OOOO BARK BARK GRRRR RRRRR RRR WOOF WOOF YAP YAP AWOOOOOOO GRRRRR RRRR RUFF RUFF AWOOOOO OOO GRRRR RRRRR BARK BARK RRRRR RUFF RUFF RRR
        
        GRRRRRRR ROOF ROOF BARK BARK YARP GRRRRR GROWL GRRRRR BARK BARK YARK YARK GRRR WOOF WOOF GRRR GROWL PANT GRRRR BARK BARK YAP YAP WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRRR GROWL GRRRRR BARK BARK YARK GRRRR BARK BARK YAP YAP WOOF WOOF PLS DFHHJ
        
        GRRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF YAP YAP MOOOO BAHHHH SNIFF SNIFF SCRATCHES FEET SMELLS GROWLS PEES ROARRRRR BARK BARK NEIGHHH YIP ALLIGATOR NOISE GGGGRAWL NAMJOON NEMMMK MMMMM SIRUP KEN YUM BAHHH RAWRRR
        
        ARF ARF RAWR MEOW COKADOODLEDOO MOOOOOO OINK OINK SNORT OOH OOH AH AH GRRRRR
        
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        GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRRRR ARF BARK GROWL RRR GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARF BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRG GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRRRR BARK 🤬🐗WOOF 🐒BARK 🐕‍🦺RUFF 😡🐺BARK 🐻BARK 🤬🦊BARK 🐕BARK 🐻WOOF 🐕WOOF 🦊RUFF 🐂RUFF🦮 GRRRRR🐕‍🦺 BARK🐶 BARK 🤬🦁WOOF😡🙊 WOOF 🦁GRRRR🐶 RUFF 🐴RUFF🐗 BARK🐺 😡WOOF🦮 RUFF🐕 GRRRR🐶 BARK 🐕‍🦺BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK BARK ARFFF GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK ARFFFFF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRR WOOF SNARL SNArL BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK SNARL BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK GRRRR GRR RGRR GR BARK BARK BARK BADL BALD. NARK BAKE BALE KAVEE L BARK BARKBARKBAKR KABSKSB BARK VAKR BALR BARK BARKE HSBAKE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAKE BAKR BARK BRK  GGGGSGHSGSGSGGRRRRRRRR BARKBOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWS BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRR RRUGFFFFFFFFF BARKRKKRKTKTKTKTKTKRKR BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR GRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLLL SNARRLLLLLL BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF GRRRR SNARLLL BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE HISSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSS BITE BITE BITE BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRG GRRRRR GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSSS GRRRR WOOF BARK BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR SNARL BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF HISSS BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS HSSSSSS GRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK WOOF GRRRR HISSS GRR BARK ARF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK BARK ARFFF GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK ARFFFFF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK rawrarwrarwrarrwrarwrararar RAWR !!! baAKR BARK ARK ARK AWOOOOOOO ARW GGRRRRRR GRR GRRRRRRrrRrrrRRRRRRRR ARF ARF WANG WANG WANV !!!!!! GRRRRRR WANG !!!!!! RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR BARK BARK barK BAKR ABKR BaRrRRkKk nnn !!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR HNGGSGRRRRRRRRRRR RAWR RAWR RAWR RAW RRR RRARR BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS HISS SNARL GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSD GRR ARF HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRR GRRRR AAAAAARRGHHHH BARK HISSSS GRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF JAKDHSJHS SNARL HISS BARK SNARL BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS HISS SNARL GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSD GRR ARF BARKKK GRRRR WOOF ARF ARF BARKBARKBARKBARK RRRRRRR WOOFWOOFWOOFEOOFWOOFWOOF BARKBARKBARKBARK AWOOOOOOOOºººOOOOOºººOOOOO AWOOOOOOOO BARK BARK AWOOOOOGRRRRRRR ARFARFARFARF GUUURR GROWL SNAARLLLL GRRRAA BARKBARKBARBARKBARKBARKBRK BITEBITEBITECHOMPCHOMP GRRRRRRRRBITEBTIEBITE ARFARFARFARFARFARFAEFAEFAE ARF BARK GROWL RRR GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARF BARK BARK GRIWLLL SNRARLING YELLING BITE BITE BITE NIGHTMARE BARK BARK ARF ARF HISSSSSSSSSSSSS SNARL SNARL BARK GRRRRRRRR RFRFRFRFRFRDFDFR GROWL GROWL BARK BARK BARK BITE BITE BITE HISSING HISS GRRRRRRRRRROWL BARK BITE BITE HISS ARF ARF ARF WOOF BITE BITE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGH SLURP GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GROWL SLURP CHEW DROOL BARK WOOF WOOF YAP YAP GASP ARF ARF AWOOOOOO BARK GRRRR SLURP CHEW GNAW ARF ARF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF SLURP GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GROWL SLURP CHEW DROOL BARK WOOF WOOF YAP YAP GASP ARF ARF AWOOOOOO BARK GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GRR RRR RRR RURURURURU AWO WOOF RUFF RUFF BARK YAP YAP BARK GRR WOOF WOOF AROOO AROO BARK BARK BARK GRR RUFF RUFF WOOOOOO OOOO OOOO BARK BARK GRRRR RRRRR RRR WOOF WOOF YAP YAP AWOOOOOOO GRRRRR RRRR RUFF RUFF AWOOOOO OOO GRRRR RRRRR BARK BARK RRRRR RUFF RUFF RRR GRRRRRRR ROOF ROOF BARK BARK YARP GRRRRR GROWL GRRRRR BARK BARK YARK YARK GRRR WOOF WOOF GRRR GROWL PANT GRRRR BARK BARK YAP YAP WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRRR GROWL GRRRRR BARK BARK YARK GRRRR BARK BARK YAP YAP WOOF WOOF PLS DFHHJ GRRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF YAP YAP MOOOO BAHHHH SNIFF SNIFF SCRATCHES FEET SMELLS GROWLS PEES ROARRRRR BARK BARK NEIGHHH YIP ALLIGATOR NOISE GGGGRAWL NAMJOON NEMMMK MMMMM SIRUP KEN YUM BAHHH RAWRRR ARF ARF RAWR MEOW COKADOODLEDOO MOOOOOO OINK OINK SNORT OOH OOH AH AH GRRRRR
        
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        GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARE ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL
        SNARL Hsssssss GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF
        GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARE ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL
        SNARL Hsssssss GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK
        GRRRRRR ARE BARK GROWL RRR GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARE BARK BARK RUGF RUGG
        FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAÅA AAÅAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR
        HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSIssss Hisssss BITE BITE SNARL
        SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR
        AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR
        GRGRGRGRG GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARE ARE BARK WOOF WOOF
        GRRRRR SNARL SNARL Hsssssss GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF
        WOOF BARK ARE GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARE ARE BARK WOOF WOOF
        GRRRRR SNARL SNARL Hsssssss GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF
        WOOF BARK 'SRUFF V BARK '"BARK
        WOOF BARK GRRRRRR BARK
        BARK *BARK WOOF *WOOF RUFF GRRRRR BARKE BARK u'
        WOOF' • WOOF SGRRRRV RUFF RUFF"' BARKV 'WOOF'8 RUFF* GRRRR
        BARK •H BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK BARK ARFFF
        GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK ARFFFFF
        DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRR WOOF SNARL SNArL BARK
        BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK SNARL BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF
        BARK BARK BARK GRRRR GRR RGRR GR BARK BARK BARK BADL BALD. NARK BAKE
        BALE KAVEE L BARK BARKBARKBAKR KABSKSB BARK VAKR BALR BARK BARKE HSBAKE
        BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAKE BAKR BARK BRK
        GGGGSGHSGSGSGGRRRRRRRR BARKBOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWS BARK BARK BARK
        BARK GRRRR RRUGFFFFFFFFF BARKRKKRKTKTKTKTKTKRKR BARK BARK BARK
        GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR
        GRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLLL SNARRLLLLLL BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR ARF
        ARF ARE ARF ARE ARF GRRRR SNARLLL BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR
        GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE Hisssssssss Hisssssss BITE BITE BITE BARK
        BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAUAARAÅAAAAAA AAAAA GRE
        RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSIssss Hisssss
        BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR
        GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR
        HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSIssss Hisssss BITE BITE SNARL
        SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR
        AÅAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR
        GRGRGRGRG GRRRRR GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR ARE BARK GRRRR WOOF
        SNARL Hsssss GRRRR WOOF BARK BARK ARE GRRRR Hssss WOOF WOOF BARK ARE
        GRRRR SNARL BARK ARE GRRRR WOOF Hisss BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK
        ARF SNARL Hssssss Hssssss GRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK
        WOOF GRRRR Hisss GRR BARK ARE BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK
        BARK ARFFF GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK
        ARFFFFF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK
        RAWR baAKR
        BARK ARK ARK AWOOOOOOO ARW GGRRRRRR GRR GRRRRRRrrRmRRRRRRRR ARE
        ARF WANG WANG WAW GRRRRRR WANG RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR BARK
        BARK barK BAKR ABKR BaRrRRkKk nnn GRRRRRRRRRRRR HNGGSGRRRRRRRRRRR
        RAWR RAWR RAWR RAW RRR RRARR BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS Hiss SNARL
        GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Hissso GRR ARE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
        GRRRRRR GRRRR AAAAAARRGHHHH BARK Hissss GRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF
        JAKDHSJHS SNARL Hiss BARK SNARL BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS Hiss SNARL
        GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Hissso GRR ARF BARKKK GRRRR WOOF ARF ARE
        BARKBARKBARKBARK RRRRRRR WOOFWOOFWOOFEOOFWOOFWOOF
        BARKBARKBARKBARK AWOOOOOOOO BARK BARK
        AWOOOOOGRRRRRRR ARFARFARFARF GUUURR GROWL SNAARLLLL GRRRAA
        BITEBITEBITECHOMPCHOMP
        GRRRRRRRRBITEBTIEBITE ARFARFARFARFARFARFAEFAEFAE ARE BARK GROWL RRR
        GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARE

        POV you sit next to the wolf girl in class

          👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦🐶 RUFF🗣RUFF😀RUFF😈* 🐺BARK🔊BARK ‼️EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👩‍🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the lights?🤨 The LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which✨ change color✨ depending on my mood 😏🥰 😀..What do you mean you don’t believe me? 😀👿 They turn💛YELLOW✨🌟 when i’m happy 😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫when i’m ‼️REALLY, REALLY‼️ angry 👹🤬👿 And ☘️GREEN💚 when i’m on the ⚔️💥HUNT🤤 🗣🔊SPEAKING 🗣🔊of😳meal time⏱,YOU👆look like you could suffice 😐 For my ☀️AFTERNOON Wolf Snack ✨🤤 😟☝🏻BUT‼️, I will ❌refrain🚫because my 👩mother said: If I get sent to➡️ the principal’s office ☝🏻ONE MORE TIME‼️FOR 🤤💥BITING🦷somebody 😋, then SHE will take away my WII‼️😟 ‼️🔊HOWEVER🗣‼️, I cannot ❌ say 🙊 I’ll do the same for🧍🏼‍♀️Malissa🤢👎 The 🐈CAT GIRL🙄, who’s been flirting with my crush Jake 🚶🏼‍♂️all week 😒 👀Look at them over there.. 🧍🏼‍♀️laughing A HÉÊ HËÆ HÂÊ 🐿🐿 💗💕✨FLIRTING✨💕, like ❌I DON’t‼️ EXIST😒🤬 🗣💦HISS👹 You know what?😀 ❌No happiness😀 that a🎮Wii game😛 can bring ➡️me🧍🏼‍♀️ Will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶🏼‍♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨ 👀MY EYES👀 TURN ➡️🌿GREEN💚✨

          BARKBARKBARKBARK RRRRRRR WOOFWOOF

            Paste this onto any Twitter argument and you're set
            BARKBARKBARKBARK RRRRRRR WOOFWOOFWOOFEOOFWOOFWOOF BARKBARKBARKBARK AWOOOOOOOOºººOOOOOºººOOOOO AWOOOOOOOO BARK BARK AWOOOOOGRRRRRRR ARFARFARFARF GUUURR GROWL SNAARLLLL GRRRAAAAAA BARKBARKBARBARKBARKBARKBRK BITEBITEBITECHOMPCHOMP GRRRRRRRRBITEBTIEBITE ARFARFARFARFARFARFAEFAEFAEDAE