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Do NOT face alone when Astral projecting

    Astra Astral projecting
    
    Today while astral projecting I summoned Dagoth Ur to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
    He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
    I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
    Please be safe everyone. Dagoth Ur is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

    Origin of this pasta

    The original ‘Do NOT face alone when Astral projecting’ was about Allah and first posted on Reddit’s r/BewitchTheTaliban and then reposted to popularity on the r/copypasta here. This was during the height of Valorant’s popularity where its newest agent Astra has the ability to go into Astral form and Covid so naturally a lot of people were online and adopted the meme.


    Do NOT face Allah alone when Astral projecting

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      Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
      
      He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
      
      I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
      
      Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.