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Adventure Time


Ice King’s (Simon) tapes

    Hello. My name is Simon Petrikov. I am recording this tape so that people will know my story. I was studying to be an antiquarian of ancient artifacts. Now, I never believed in the supernatural stuff myself, just had a fascination with superstitions. But everything changed when I came into contact with this item. After purchasing this crown from an old dock worker in northern Scandinavia, I brought it home and excitedly showed my fiancée, Betty. I jokingly put it on my head just for a- laugh, or something. And that's when it started. The visions. I fought with them. Shouted at them until I realized it wasn't real, it was the crown! I quickly took it off and saw my fiancée in front of me, looking at me with such contempt. What did I say? What had I done when I wore this crown? All I know is that I never saw Betty again.
    
    Since then, I now see the visions always, whether or not I wear the crown. They tell me the secrets... the secrets of the ice and snow. That the power of the crown will save me with its frost. I don't yet know what this means. As you can see, my skin is beginning to turn blue. My body temperature has been lowering at a supernatural rate, to what is now about thirty degrees celsius. I don't know when it will end. I'm really scared.
    
    I know my mind is changing, but I'm already too far gone to know what to do. I want people to know that... if I do things, if- if I do things that hurt anyone, please, please forgive me.
    
    Just- watch over me until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity! And then maybe, Betty, my princess, maybe you will love me again. Please, love me again, Betty!

    The Lich Speech

      You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you, Finn.