a man has fawwen into teh riwer in lego city! owo
start the rescuwu hewicopter
HEY nuzzles u
Buiwd teh hewicopter and owoff to the resucuwu
prepare the lifeline, lowoer the stwetcher and make teh resucuwu
the newu emewgency cowwection fwom lego city!!!A PROTESTOR STOOD UP AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY IN LEGO CITY
START THE UNMARKED POLICE VAN
HEY!
BUILD THE UNMARKED VAN AND OFF TO THE KIDNAPPING
PREPARE THE INFANTRY, OPEN THE BACK DOOR AND MAKE THE UNLAWFUL ARREST
THE NEW MILITARIZED POLICE COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITYA man was spotted coughing in his apartment in Wuhan city.
Start the acetylene torch.
HEY!
Build the acetylene torch.
Lock him up in his apartment.
Weld the door shut.
And censor the media.
The new events that didn't happen from Wuhan city.
(sets not available in China)THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE A LEGO CITY MEME WILL BE PUSHED INTO THE LEGO CITY RIVER.
THERE WILL BE NO RESCUE HELICOPTER
THERE WILL BE NO LEGO FRIENDS RESCUE BOAT
THERE WILL BE NO LEGO AVENGERS
YOU WILL DIE
BUILD THE FUNERAL FOR THIS UNLUCKY REDDITORThis isn't a copypasta, this is just a truth.
A MAN IS 21 AND IS STILL A VIRGIN IN LEGO CITY
PREPARE THE ASEXUALITY
HEY!
BUILD THE ASEXUALITY
AND COME OUT TO YOUR PARENTS AS ASEXUAL EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY AREN'T
THE NEW CRIPPLING DEPRESSION AESTHETIC FROM LEGO CITYA PEDOPHILE HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN LEGO CITY
INTERRUPT A GOVERNMENT INVESTIGATION
HEY!
BUY OFF THE PRISON GUARDS
DISABLE THE SECURITY
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE
THE NEW JEFFREY EPSTEIN COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY