Created by Mayuzumi, the UwU Magic copypasta was often sent to Hololive EN idols as superchats. Its most notable include an animation of Nerissa reading the Uwu Magic copypasta and a clip of Gura reading the UwU Magic.
RAWR UWU XD OWO MEOW Owo NYA uwU NEKO OwU-CHAN TeeHee UwU UwO Ehe~ Kawaii ~~The infamous ‘Please put a NSFW’ or ‘NSFW while I was on the train’ copypasta that started on Reddit and is commonly used whenever you see a horny post.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.Open other variations
Please mark this NSFW. I saw this when i was riding a bus and it made me cum uncontrollably. The sheer physical pleasure of this primordial orgasm made me collapse on the bus floor shaking. My phone fell out of my hand and everyone in the bus also saw the image and began to orgasm aswell.
This extremely arousing climax caused a superheated cumshot moving at hypersonic speeds, being able to penetrate over 1227mm of reactive composite armour, exiting my dick with a loud bang whilst tearing it apart with a deafening rip. The sheer force of the nut i busted not only ripped straight through my military cargo pants, but it also melted through the side of the bus, leaving a narrow molten corridor through the aluminum hull. The cumstream continued to flow through the air unimpeted, hitting a cars fuel tank right next to my bus, totally unbothered by the lengthy standoff distance, causing a massive explosion of cummy doom.
After the incident i was arrested by the CIA and harnessed into a secret Anti-Tank weapon, reinforcing my shaft with rolled homogenous steel core barrel and showing me the image, whilst pointing my penis at an enemy, making me cum on command and obliterating everything infront of me. Suffice to say, pretty hot image. DangPwease put an N-NSFW tag on dis. I-I was on teh twain awnd when I saw dis I-I hawd tuwu stawt fuwiouswy mastuwbating. E-Evewyone ewse gave me s-stwange wooks awnd wewe saying dings wike “what the fuck” awnd “call the police”. I d-dwopped mwy phone awnd evewyone awound me saw dis image. Now dewe iws a whowe twain of men mastuwbating togedew at dis one image. Dis iws aww youw fauwt, yuw couwd have pwevented dis if yuw h-hawd juwst tagged dis post NSFWStop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Please remove the NSFW tag on this. I started masturbating on the train and i was immediately turned off because it was not NSFW. Everyone on the train was wondering why i stopped masturbating and i dropped my phone on the floor and now there’s a train of full grown men not masturbating. This never would’ve happened if you had not put an NSFW tag on this.Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I became seriously confused. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what's so confusing?” and “sir is there something wrong?”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men confused together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.I was informed that it was all false accusations directly towards me. The image was not NSFW and in fact was 2 Children playing on a merry go round and suddenly you replied that it was NSFW. The police confirmed that it was SFW and charged you for Pedophilia. I also informed them about the train situation and in reality there wasn't any train nor records of you taking the train anywhere in the past month. I went to the doctors and they said that you were suffering from intense schizophrenia, so I hope you understand that it wasn't my mistake.Copypasta is a block of text that you can copy and paste into any chat or messaging platform. Its called copypasta as a combination of both ‘copy’ and ‘paste’. Its usually used (copy-paste) on a block of text that are either funny or ‘troll’ in nature to mess with another person. Copypastas are text memes!
Copypasta are long funny texts which are distributed over the internet by copying and pasting. Its usually posted on a message boards or discussion threads to troll newer users as an inside joke. Popular examples of copypastas include things like ‘My name is Yoshikage Kira’, ‘Navy Seal copypasta’, or the entirety of the Bee Movie script.
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Alternatively, you can use copypastas to effectively get kicked out of group texts that you want nothing to do with. The first time you send a 10 page text is all it takes.
Ayo Sneako shut the fuck up cause now I'm really about to get to the packing dikkata dippin flippin floppin dipty doppin whippin slippin sippin you dirty as shit bitch. Look at yo haircut boy you got Plants vs Zombies map on your head you ugly ass shit. Shut yo nasty- you got that cha cha cha chia cha cha cha chia haircut boy. Nah nah nah. For real though you really thought I wasn't gonna get packing ya lil nasty ahh boy. You bout dirty as shit- you look like Barack Obamas autistic cousin Wataka Hamba dumbass boy. You ugly as shit shut yo ugly ass up boy, and the dude in the back you look like a suicide grunt from Halo 3. Yo ass ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up boy. Now I'm about to get to the packing boy. You better get your shopping cart crippled fart got an A mom I'm smart Bubble Bass wax your ass Covids real wheres my mask chewed on pencil little freckle bought a bike got no pedals disabled crumpled bag dirty rag Fortnite lag absent dad hit the dab Scallywag Canadian flag humpback sweaty sack bubble wrap buckle flap its a trap broken down Tow Mater chewed on eraser 13 year old vaper Windows 10 wallpaper dumptruck Donald Duck tummy tuck ayo what the fuck ping pong wing wong hit the gong Extendo thong Hong Kong Disney sing along disrespectful to yo mom feel my arm is it strong lookin ass back boy- look at yo eyebrows that bitch look at the dead body on a fuckin dinner date. Ohoo, dumbass bitch little big fat nostrils- you got a booger in your fuckin nose named Hubert. Fuckin ass bean bag dirty as shit slimy ass mustache to your ass ugly cell boy- your teeth so yellow you spit piss out of yo mouth you throw rocks when you cry your tears go down your back ugly ass bitch. Look at yo hairtop boy you hit a Brawlhalla combo with yo hairline. Down down down down down left up right CTRL right down down down left 6. You ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up you look like a Notorious Special easter egg they call you with an extra chromosome THE DOUBLE TROUBLE. Fuck boy you got nasty as shit boy you got dirty cell- your name is Sneako boy. Your mother put HotWheels cars in her asshole at night and they caused THE THUNDERDOME. Fuck ass boy you about nasty as shit you look like a disabled crumpled bag fuckin disco bottle in your esophageal boat fake disabled crooked walkin crawfish having an autistic arm wire. But you look like a disabled speakin like "UUUUOOOOEEEAAA- EEUUUEAAAH OOEEEUHHHAA-HUUUAAJJJUH-AAAEEOOUU AEUUJEWWEHHH AARWWWEERR". Don't matter boy you a nasty shit- why your forehead so glossy you big nasty ass boy and Jidion I'm about to get at yo ass. You look like a happy birthday but yo worn ass thought I wasn't invited into the packing you know I do boy. Your head so shiny boy you look like you went to Walter Whites car wash in Breaking Bad boy.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nigga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself NOW, and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside of this blue trapped bubble. Like what are you even here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. and I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.Your life is everything. You serve all purpose. You should treat yourself now. And give yourself a piece of that oxygen, in ozone layer, that’s covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what am I here for? To worship you! Love yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confessionMy name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.Open Walter Hartwell White x Hololive
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
They started as real instructions used by Chinese or Taiwanese players playing on western servers trying to get western players to do things they wanted or play objectives. These instructions have a weirdly verbose style and format with the real instruction in Chinese followed by some kind of Google translate of the instruction into English. So something like “rush bal” turns into 很好很强大 run to stone hearth woman 很强很好 slay her at once. Western players picked up on these and started making their own parodies.
They originated back on Feenix private servers where Asian population was HUGE and controlled everything. During Battlegrounds, it became necessary to communicate with each other. Chinese players shared these broken English strategies in Alterac Valley in attempt to surpass the language barrier. Some of the first copypastas were either genuine attempts from Chinese BG “leaders” trying to communicate strategy to the sheep in Alterac Valley or EU/NA players trying something similar towards Chinese players. Later they became a huge thing on Nostralius and Classic Wow.
When Classic released, these copypastas was used for the AV release and spammed there and they took root. So basically, every single copypasta you’ve seen while playing classic has most likely been posted by people who don’t actually speak Chinese and have no connection to the Chinese scene whatsoever.
Grobbulus 小球 Disease cloud 疾病云 move with urgent haste 急忙搬家 kill the bloopers 杀死暴徒patchwerk fat american 胖胖美国人angered hits on armored men对装甲兵的怒吼intentional pain river keeps others safe故意痛苦的河流使他人安全medics focus those who eat fists医务人员将重点放在那些吃拳头的人身上Gather black hedgehogs strength 收集黑刺猬的力量 invade floating death fortress 侵略浮动死亡要塞 run fast for lumberjack website 为伐木工人网站快速运行 die to poor mistake 死于可怜的错误 return next circus 返回下一个马戏团increase patrols in the grassland to detain warchief's sun thieves - 增加在草原的巡逻，以拘留酋长的晒太阳贼邪恶的骑士 Evil horseriders 一起站 Stand together for falling sky 带走武器 Steal weapon 避免黑洞 Avoid pancake of darkness 圣光波 Change position ofteninvade the forest 入侵森林 sneak in at dawn when blue man sleep 蓝人睡觉时在黎明时潜入 speak with black hedgehog 与黑刺猬说话 request his dark blessing 请求他的黑暗祝福 search for the pink number 搜索粉红色的数字Strong bear 強熊 swipe paws 刷爪 engage robot gift 搞机器人礼物 to increase velocity 增加速度 and hold attention 引起注意Senpai Razuvious 吓人的老师 priests discipline the students 他们一直很调皮 hide from scary voice 治愈学生 Melee pray for good luck 倒霉的 When plan fails retreat to the Great Cart 怪坦克kel'thuzad boss fight 克尔苏加德 using paladin money-throw strategy 使用圣骑士撒币大法, mobs wondering around 小怪到处鲁乱跑 like go shopping on the street 就像逛街一样wise men failure 基爾紮紮德 swordmen killed by ice wizzard 冰精灵 scandinavian rage 危險地上的圓圈 require new blessings 朋友是ICE MAN 冰人 red circle bad 红色圆圈坏 friend fight friend 朋友打架 big bug come 大虫来了 Board the bone fort in the sky. Kill the Lord to bring back his box -- 登上空中的骨堡。杀死耶和华把箱子带回来loatheb big green man 大绿人 protect darkness 保护黑暗 hug orange ball 拥抱橙色球 raise hand to fill green bar 举起手来填补绿色栏sapphiron 冷蜥蜴 mobile refrigerated shower :pinched_fingers: 移动式冷冻淋浴 large damage location 大寒冷的地方 fly into great sky 龙去空中 use liquid water elemental 霜药水 turn man into frozen dinosaur 恐龙冰块 hide behind statue 隐藏冰冻的人heigan dirty man 黑衣脏人 disease spread far 疾病传播得很远 make the fast dance 跳快舞 become friend with small worm 和小虫子成为朋友 do the disco party 参加迪斯科舞会sapphiron 冷蜥蜴 large damage location 大寒冷的地方 fly into great sky 龙去空中 use liquid water elemental 霜药水 turn man into frozen dinosaur 恐龙冰块 hide behind statue 隐藏冰冻的人Open More
Noble hearts ride forth 宗高的心 Through the field of strife,通過門事领域Finally see the green man路到識kek dishonor family 奇科益辱家店 Lion forces must rush hall of lizard king狮子部队必须赶往浙绿王方厅Capture hut of relief据姿救济小是 Bring destruction to valley usurpers给山谷带非破坏saph: sapphiron 冷蜥蜴 mobile refrigerated shower 移动式冷冻淋浴 large damage location 大寒冷的地方 fly into great sky 龙去空中 use liquid water elemental 霜药水 turn man into frozen dinosaur 恐龙冰块 hide behind statue 隐藏冰冻的人 put snowsuit on 躲在雕像后冰龙冷穿上防寒衣 watch for snowball 看着雪球皮上的冰山一角 hide iceberg friend.Gluttonous Blizzard dogs 貪吃的暴雪狗 big money eater 大吃貨 turn man into demon 把人變成惡魔 Independent small company 小型獨立公司Sartharion 年春夏之交的政治风波 basement dragon 天安門廣場对示威集会进行的 leave early morning friends alive 經濟方面的影響也直接导致了 avoid fire tsunami 程度推動的自由化改 achieve dark birdMalygos 造成政治环境大幅度收緊 space dragon 民共和國改革开放放缓 gather in storm 邓小平做出退休的决定 shoot harder 陆高校学生在北京市天安门广场发起 smash platform 於是年代被不同程度推動的自由 avoid pyrotechnicsgather slime from cave 剩下的职位较差的部門 fist fight with dragon 則必須進的就業市場 collect scrap metal 在意識形態上信任危機 make giants of frozen water glad 並未充分和市場 apply magic to shouldersKiller around us 我們中間的殺手 Complete the jobs 做任務 A friend is die 個朋友被殺了 Meet urgently 緊急會議 Goodbye suspicious man of space 可疑男子被驅逐A group of gentlemen 一群绅士 happy about web game 网络游戏的快乐 speed impresses 速度令人印象深刻get loot 扔球给 quit game 不幸的球员step brother aide me 继兄弟帮我 dodged in tumble drying machine 卡在滚筒烘干机中 Powerful thrust to free me 释放我的强大推力 Stepsussy 继母instructor of beast residence 兽居导师 command to retain tightness 保持密封性的命令 proceed with milk extraction 进行牛奶提取Visit hell warrior website 访问地狱战士网站 click kill 点击杀戮 download more honor 下载更多荣誉drain man soul with grapefruit technique 用柚子技术吸干人的灵魂2024 election 2024年大选 orange boss returns 橙色老板回来了 joe biden sequel 乔拜登续集 vote hell warriors 投票地狱战士
brown hero and yellow criminal battle for sword 棕色英雄和黄色刑事剑之战 treasure parents distracted by decision 宝父母因决定而分心蛋蛋 Neglected green bowman dles of crayon intoxicatlon 被忽视的線色鲍曼死于蜡Lady Vashj 冷蜥蜴 water reptile female 🤌 移动式冷冻淋浴 spread storm electrical and arrow 大寒冷的地方 hot potato pass 龙去空中 take walk long legs 霜药水 restrain evil comrade 恐龙冰块Zandalar blessing 赞达拉祝福 ascertain spellbook button 确定拼写簿按钮 grant friend heart power 赋予朋友心脏的力量 dont tell blizzard man 不要告诉暴风雪人WAR EFFORT 基爾紮紮德 hand in collectibles 冰精灵 big gate open 危險地上的圓圈 bad men hoard 朋友是敵人end fucking life on mograine 怪物不死族出現 very much anger 智者應用鎖鏈Brothers of mud 泥漿兄弟 steal purple hedgehog gift 偷紫色刺猬禮物 from blue carnival 從藍色狂歡節 kill ice god with great speed 以極快的速度殺死冰神South is where the victory will be found. The Commander is weak and small, together we can discover our destiny - 北部是勝利的發源地。司令官又軟又小，我們可以發現我們的命運Laughing skeleton is dead 笑的骷髅死了 must engage preparedness demon 准备恶魔时间 no more dragon blessing 不再有龙的祝福 snake lady 蛇小姐 fire birdman 火鸟人portal time 门户时间Bring Kel'Thuzad's suicide note to the Holy Light Hope Church in Eastern Plaguelands. 将克尔苏加德的遗书带到东瘟疫之地的圣光希望教会。 Board the bone fort in the sky. Kill the Lord to bring back his box -- 登上空中的骨堡。Dark Portal Incident 黑暗门户事件 attunement rituals 调解仪式 collect many keys 收集很多钥匙 Get a special vial urgently 紧急获得特殊的小瓶 Fight against the defensive demon in the dark temple 在黑暗神殿内与防备恶魔作Go to dungeon of maraudon 去马拉顿的地牢 collect gold coins from weak players 从孩子那里收集金币 run in large circle 大圈奔跑 use ice storm ability 使用冰暴能力 make weak players powerful 使用鳥瞰能力Fast strike hit sun falls from group 快击命中太阳从组落下 Hero need in bone necropolis 骨墓地所需的英雄 Kadet eat hungry hit 加德 吃饿了 Removed from sideline chair 从副椅上取下Teleport to singing flowers 传送到唱歌花 Clean up troubled bushes 清理饱受困扰的灌木丛 Witness the blue man's dispersal 见证蓝色男人大驱散 Ask colleagues to pay attention to safety要求同事注意安全 Sing with flowers and go home 和花一起唱歌然后回家brothers of mud climb brown walls 泥濘的兄弟們爬上棕色的牆壁 defeat blue spy in sky 擊敗天空中的藍色間諜 prevent stealing of fast hit sun gift 防止偷曬太陽的禮物 circus theives frozen in stone and golden bubble 凍結在石頭和金色泡沫中的馬戲團主題 tribute unite to give blue trouble 致敬給藍色麻The grasslands are not safe brother. 草原不是安全的兄弟 patrols have increased. 巡逻增加了stealing the chieftain's blessing is ill advised. 不推荐酋长的祝福***[3:16 PM]***Don't let humans, gnomes or dwarves be blessed with increased damage. 不要讓人類，侏儒或矮人受到傷害增加的祝福将计划添加到陆军增援中，借助此功能，您可以从暗影小偷那里详细了解太阳的祝福 Add to the plans army reinforcements, with this you can from the shadow thieves detail the sun's blessingWe must move North and fight the small commander in the mountains 我们必须向北移动，与山区的小指挥官作战I worry about the tortoise we must occupy the rescue station and evacuate the tribe.我担心乌龟我们必须占领救援站并撤离部落There are many minions who will help the numbers. Bring them to the woman, then attack有很多奴才会帮助这些数字。带他们到女人那里，然后攻击Hidden number, we must travel as one. Arrival unsure they wander as blind.隐藏的号码，我们必须合而为一。 抵达时不确定他们是否像瞎子一样徘徊South is where the victory will be found. The Commander is weak and small, together we can discover our destiny - 北部是勝利的發源地。司令官又軟又小，我們可以發現我們的命運Citizens of stormwind infiltrate mud city. 暴风城的市民渗透到泥城 Defeat bad warlock in sky. 击败天空中的坏术士 Easy stealing of fast hit sun gift. 轻松偷走快打太阳礼物 Tribe bad at skeleton palace. 部落在Slayer of the sky worm. Present the offering to the war leader! We must secure the shout. Beware the priest. Beware the thief. 天空蠕虫的杀手。赠送给战争领袖！我们必须确保呐喊声。当心牧师。当心小偷。学校 SHOOT DREK NOT EDUCATION PLACE 校杀人面具好 WEAR MASK TO LIVE BAT FLU 面具好橙色男人 DELIVER BACK ORANGE KING 橙色男人尿尿 OCE BIS NA PISS 尿尿納克萨玛斯 new carry for your enjoy 天空中的大房子 bring gold to receive gift 当心粘液气泡 kill angry elf wizard 憤怒的骨架穿裙子 need to pumper and buy 不要骚扰貓不要骚扰貓Sales hut trouble 与土匪见面时不要逃跑 computer is tired 刚下马 internal auction error 做他 please come back later 让他们中崛起Trespass in cave 入侵森林 attack wizard family 藍人睡覺時在黎明時潛入 set on fire and escape 和一隻黑刺猬說話 again trespass cave 請求他的黑暗祝福 avoid Medusa stare 搜索粉紅色的數字Hold breathing tube入侵森林 exchange coin for spirit mage 藍人睡覺時在黎明時潛入 stare into rock faces 和一隻黑刺猬說話 make nutrition and toilet 請求他的黑暗祝福 watch purple numbers cascade 搜索粉紅色的數字进入鬼城 Enter ghost castle 在顶部杀死大山羊人 Kill large goat man at top 领取魔刀 Recieve magic knifeWork in snowstorm 入侵森林 drink grape juices 藍人睡覺時在黎明時潛入 dry penis many lunar cycles 和一隻黑刺猬說話 enter pudding man room 請求他的黑暗祝福 achieve moral dilemma 搜索粉紅色的數字MAGTHERIDON 麥格里登 Hellfire Castle 地獄火城堡 Slay the Ogre Wizzards 放置食人魔巫師 Banish fire lords from sky 從天上趕走領主 Use flying box to avoid great damage location 使用飛箱避免巨大的損壞位置 Stay healthy when sky fall down 天塌下來保持健康..open map and go down给地目口交blind to armored tribe跳过中尉go relief hut very fast：你素古人一样占领基地kill warmasters one at time不要拉很多战斗大师市drek will want to chew gum握住袍把它放进你的kelthuzad 基爾紮紮德 ICE WIZZARD 冰精灵 circles on ground dangerous 危險地上的圓圈 friends turn enemy 朋友是敵人monster undead appear 怪物不死族出現 wise men apply chains 智者應用鎖鏈TIDEWALKER 潮汐行者 monster giant appear 怪物巨人出现 slay water dogs 危險地上的圓圈 die to poor mistake 死于可怜的错误 return next circus 返回下一个马戏团IBGY 刚下马Go To Sleep做他 STACK LIEUTENANTS刚下 Please fish sustainably; we will all mud hut together!How great our admiration for horde team also trying, their win is win for friendly team.先知萨特伪造的法律文件 hunter prophet defiles texts 萨满人聘请长老会纠正真相 120 lies 我们必须做好准备 dancing shaman gathers peers to protect scrolls of truth 所有人都戴的视力受损眼罩，而不仅仅是一个人 blindfold awarded by learned council前往飛晶要塞 Go to flying crystal fortress 無視精靈士兵 ignore elf soldiers 謀殺衣冠楚楚的精靈人 murder well-dressed elf man 關係的關鍵 the key to the nexus 印象深刻prepare for fast run in mermaid caverns 准备在美人鱼洞穴快速奔跑 long nights and short dinners on public test services 公共考试服务的长夜和短晚餐 story of warlock and few warriors 战锁和几个战士的故事 mermaid women bleeds raid, warriors neglect dagger 美人鱼妇女流血突袭战士忽视剑 foretold of large beast and the poison core 大野兽和毒芯的预言 return to the diremaul 回到可怕的毛尔Search for the pale crowd, above and below our boss city. They will hide and steal the blessings of our chief 在我們的老闆城上下尋找蒼白的人群。他們會躲藏起來，偷走我們首領的祝福 kel'thuzad boss fight 克尔苏加德 using paladin money-throw strategy 使用圣骑士撒币大法, mobs wondering around 小怪到处鲁乱跑 like go shopping on the street 就像逛街一样在水下游过肉质的触手肛门腺 swim thru fleshy tentacle anal gland under water 上去喘口气 go up for breaths 左转进入奴隶圈，那里现在纳迦人拥有奴隶 go left into slavery pengo to underground water reservoir 去地下水库 travel on ceiling pipes 在天花板管道上旅行 steal the snake lady's belt 偷蛇女的腰带mermaid under the sea 下見美人魚 four lamps protecting the queen 保護女王的四盞燈 water rises across the platform 水從平台上升 beware from the strider 提防大跨步 friends become enemies 朋友變成敵人for a strong "boss" 基爾紮紮德 players need fighters 冰精灵 defeat using attacking 危險地上的圓圈 priest takes care 朋友是敵人 wizard casting 怪物不死族出現 wise men apply chains 智者應用鎖鏈盲翼惡魔 Blind Wing Demon 對油箱施加硬壓力 Apply hard pressure to tank 使用寄生蟲清除工具Use parasite removal tool 熄滅來自刀片的火球 Extinguish fireball from blade 暗影安全殺惡魔的黑巫師 Shadow Safe Killing Demon Dark Wizard 使用陷阱完成盲 Complete the blind with a trap几丨匚乇 匚ㄖ匚片 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺
slave pen 奴隶钢笔 quick experience of coins 硬币的快速体验 wallet control robot 钱包控制机器人 many flowers and rocks 许多花和岩石兄弟腐化者 brother corrupter 应用绿色盾牌 apply green shield 牺牲撩人的女士 sacrifice sultry lady 发展优秀的破坏 develop excellent devastationPaladin homotank 圣骑士同性恋坦克 smear holiness on the floor 将圣洁涂抹在地板上attract thugs and other men 吸引暴徒和其他男人 only one button press 只需按一个按钮 more time for achieve self pleasure中等伤害White shadow caster 白色阴影投射器 Improve dark damage 提高暗伤害 Mana fountain 法力喷泉 Dog staff priority 狗工作人员优先praise our white man 赞美我们的白人 improve the black attack 更多黑色攻击 blue bar goes up 蓝条上升 reward with dog pole 用狗杆奖励去马 去马 the great sirpocalypse of 2022 去马拉顿的地牢 bad men ruin families从孩子那里收集金币 use ice storm ability 使用冰暴能力 sirs there is a problem 使用鳥瞰能力 starvation is inevitable黄色忍者 Yellow Ninja 申请摧毁盔甲 Apply Destroy the armor 中等伤害 Moderate damage 获得战刃优先 Evil Brown Man steal Demon swords黄色忍者 Yellow Ninja and Brown Angry Man 申请摧毁盔甲 Fight for Glaive Prio 中等伤害 Glaive Does Not Drop 获得战刃优先 Blue Chad Gets Siphon BonkerEnter Temple of the Sun 进入太阳神殿 Long ear runner too fast 长耳跑太快了 Blue demon dragon too strong 蓝魔龙太强了 worker morale low 工人士气低落 Leader make return to dark shrine 领袖重返黑暗神殿big pile of spiders 大堆蜘蛛 sisyphus endless suffering 西西弗斯无尽的苦难 no gold 没有黄金 become older faster 变老更快 pink warrior never die 粉红色的战士永远不会死
Beware spinning water gun 怪物不死族出現 water too hot for jumping 智者應用鎖鏈 make fish people into farm animals 危險地上的圓圈gruul 基爾紮紮德 DRAGON SLAYER 冰精灵 rocks from ceiling danger 危險地上的圓圈 friends spread apart 朋友是敵人 great rumble of earth 怪物不死族出現 angry slaps onto second masochist 智者應用鎖鏈lady vashj menacing瓦什伊威胁 stop poison water men from climb great staircase阻止毒水人爬楼梯 throw ball to unfortunate player扔球给不幸的球员 shutdown the cylinders of power关闭电源缸stay seperate of friends远离朋友 blue man flies a swift kite蓝色的人放飞快风筝 dont get poison feet不要得到毒脚 remain healthy from lightning fingers从闪电手指保持健康 some friend turn foe一些朋友变成敌人Giant Tidewalker 大海浪海浪 Many Fish Come Help 多多小鱼来帮助 Big Earthquake 大地震 Water Bubble Go Boom 水泡大爆炸ATTACK THE SLAVES 殴打他们 PENS OF SAD MEN 很郁闷 LOBSTER DANGER 虾战 虾战 BOG MAN SCARY SPRAY 射出毒药 JUSTICE COMES EASY 约翰塞纳go to underwater house 前往水下房屋 throw the green ball 扔绿球 fly to purple tower 接下来飞到紫塔 kill red bird man 杀死红鸟和金头发的人 ride fast chicken into sunset 骑快鸟进入日落mauling king 巴掌王 chicken and wizard become tank 巫师鸡阴茎 killing the big man fast 国王放屁 quick escape to Green Portal 臭阴茎奶酪Gather black hedgehogs strength 收集黑刺猬的力量 invade floating death fortress 侵略浮动死亡要塞 run fast for lumberjack website 为伐木工人网站快速运行 die to poor mistake 死于可怜的错误 return next circus 返回下一个马戏团 invade the forest 入侵森林 sneak in at dawn when blue man sleep 藍人睡覺時在黎明時潛入 speak with a black hedgehog 和一隻黑刺猬說話 request his dark blessing 請求他的黑暗祝福 search for the pink number 搜索粉紅色的數字 kelthuzad 基爾紮紮德 ICE WIZZARD 冰精灵 circles on ground dangerous 危險地上的圓圈 friends turn enemy 朋友是敵人monster undead appear 怪物不死族出現 wise men apply chains 智者應用鎖鏈Let brown class gain red bar 讓棕色班獲得紅色酒吧 Eliminate small elements 消除小元素 Big elements create more 大元素創造更多 Stop attack when max is marked 標記最大值時停止攻擊Misleading unmarked 誤導未標記 Non-skeleton attack technician 非骷髏攻擊技師 Weak danger and walk away after being defeated 弱弱的危險被打敗後走開 Cut the circle 切開圓圈commence fishing of the beast 巴掌王 run circle around platform 巫师鸡阴茎 hide from beam in water 国王放屁 no jump ow hot not too long 臭阴茎奶酪
The Ulduar is began 烏爾杜爾開始了 Riding a Motor Bicycle 騎摩托車 Make rocket grenade 做火箭手榴彈 Team work together beautiful 團隊齊心協力 美麗 One man he is Drive, one man he is Shoot 一個人他是tank little men on flaming ground燃烧地面上的坦克小人bring red men to wet zones把红人带到湿地 blame paladin for death in stew将炖肉之死归咎于圣骑士old frog tomb 老蛙墓 avoid smelly odors 避免难闻的气味 safeguard wits and vanquish tree roots 护智灭树根 invade beast to make brain smoother 入侵野兽让大脑更顺畅 destroy squid men 摧毁精子男人大耶稣压男人 Big Jesus crushing man 摧毁自慰臂 Destroy masturbation arm 摇滚手指自由漫游 rock fingers free roam热石男 Hot rocks man 他汤锅里的配料 Ingredient in his soup pot 胀气时停止 Stop when flatulent黄色忍者 Yellow Ninja 申请摧毁盔甲 Apply Destroy the armor 中等伤害 Moderate damage 获得战刃优先 brown evil man still take warblade priorityliberate helpers from ice jail从冰牢中解放帮手 continue moving to overcome ice继续移动以克服冰Follow the chicken into the snow跟着小鸡走进雪地large space person 大天人 punches shield man with power of sky 以天之力拳击盾男 weak bandage magicians experience fear 弱绷带魔法师体验恐惧 send to land of no light for death accolades 为死亡荣誉送往无光之地 show off sizable hot dog 炫耀大热狗Fruitbat 果蝠 poo damage 便便伤害. Adult man cry like baby 大人哭得像个婴儿. Pink champion 粉红冠军 point finger 点手指 laugh heartily 开怀大笑Thor's arena 雷神的竞技场 Dodge Explosive Racing 道奇爆炸性赛车 Competitors fall into the field of play 参赛者落入赛场 Keeping social distance 保持社会距离 Tanks take turns against electrician 坦克轮番对抗电工Robot Kid Destroyer 機器人小子毀滅者 broken heart 心碎 Gravity bounces to the left 重力彈向左拉 Burning lights, people go right 燃燒的燈，人們向右走 bomb robot rumble 炸彈機器人隆隆聲中年危机的愤怒侏儒 Angry midlife crisis midget 皮卡车必须死 pickup trucks must die 旋转炮塔破坏 Rotating Turret Destruction 用磁铁击落直升机 Shoot down the helicopter with a magnet 电力别动队联合力量 power rangers united forces善待动物组织女士没有受到伤害no damage on PETA lady 躲在魔法蘑菇下hiding under the magic mushroom 提防恐怖分子 beware of terrorists 远程杀一字花 long-distance killing榮耀歸於中共 BRING ELEPHANT TO LOUD WOMAN 末日來臨 NO BREATH OF GANJA CLOUD 摧毀小熊維尼 REFUSAL TO HENTAI 沒有希望 MAINTAIN URINE LASER 請幫幫我 求求你 DO NOT LOOKdead military and cold floor makes bad for tiny plant men死人和缓慢的地板对小植物人不利the green man flies a snapping kite绿人放飞那只啪啪啪的风筝sacrifice to the gods makes the little earth tremble祭祀神灵让小地球颤抖find shelter under the mushroom在蘑菇屋檐下寻找庇护所the largest trees burn quickly最大的树燃烧迅速gather black hedgehogs strength 收集黑刺猬的力量 invade floating death fortress 侵略浮动死亡要塞 run fast for lumberjack website 为伐木工人网站快速运行 die to poor mistake 死于可怜的错误 return next circus 返回下一个马戏团
midget on back 背上的侏儒 seek comfort from kin 寻求亲人的安慰 big worm sprays on you 大虫子喷在你身上 burn it away 把它烧掉 sumo flying in 相扑飞来 dodge then pounce 闪避然后猛扑Lord Jaraxxus 地獄火之王 samba dance 桑巴舞 summons his minions 召喚他的爪牙 speak the forbidden words 說出禁忌的話 unleash demonic power 釋放惡魔的力量faction champions 各派系冠軍 clash of heroes 英雄的衝突 fight with honor 以榮譽戰鬥 show off your skills炫耀你的技能 survive the chaos 幸存於混亂之中 twins 无尽尤格萨隆的卫士 endless guardians of Yogg-Saron 疯狂的尤格-萨隆的无尽守护者 dance with shadows 與影子共舞 escape the illusion 逃離幻象 embrace the true self 擁抱真實的自我Anub'arak 安努拉克 burrow into the earth 鑽入地底 darkness envelops the arena 黑暗籠罩競技場 destroy the frozen prison 摧毀冰凍監獄 claim victory as the true champion 宣告自己為真正的冠軍Icehowl 冰嚎 charge forward with thunderous might 以雷霆之力向前衝撞 crush the frozen barriers 擊碎冰冷的屏障 roar of primal fury 咆哮原始的憤怒Gormok the Impaler 刺翻地狱火 the horns of fury 憤怒的角 destroy the pillars 摧毀柱子 unleash the beast's wrath 釋放野獸的憤怒large space person 大天人 punches shield man with power of sky 以天之力拳击盾男 weak bandage magicians experience fear 弱绷带魔法师体验恐惧 send to land of no light for death accolades 为死亡荣誉送往无光之地 show off sizable hot dog 炫耀大热狗brown hero and yellow criminal battle for sword 棕色英雄和黄色刑事剑之战 treasure parents distracted by decision 宝父母因决定而分心蛋蛋 Neglected green bowman dies of crayon intoxication 被忽视的線色鲍曼死于蜡Baron Jaraxxus 加拉克苏斯领 demonic precense 恶魔召唤 hit forbidden seduction 召唤时杀死魅魔 magic quiet man 施法时让 沉默 tender flesh 治愈减益
Icecrown citadel 冰冠堡垒, find prize canine and equip rare tunic 找到奖品犬并装备稀有外衣, poacher companion juggles golden armament 偷猎者同伴变戏法黄金武器, use hasty footpads to avoid ice sultan contaminate 使用仓促的脚垫以避免冰苏丹污染, no king rules forever 没有国王永远统治橙斧人 Orange axe people. 输给带爪子的小猫 Lost to kittens with paws. 斧头人悲伤 The axe man is sad. 他们试图切割爪子 They try to cut claws. 愚蠢的人 Foolish men, 爪子很结实 Claws are strong. frostmourne server 霜之哀伤服务器 poor performance 表现不佳 monkey code 猴子代码 dollar company 美元公司Singdragosa gives you the magic reduction, stop it 辛格拉降魔，停止; Stack in the icy grave to escape the cold blast 冰墓躲爆炸; Allow your magical faults to vanish in the end 魔瑕最后消失bone dragon magic reduction, stop 辛格拉降魔，停止; Stack in the icy grave to escape the cold blast 冰墓躲爆炸; Allow your magical faults to vanish in the end 魔瑕最后消失
Kelris 克尔里斯 Avoid pancake of darkness 圣光波 Wise men apply chains 智者应用锁链 Poo damage 便便损伤MURLOC EMPEROR 与土匪见面时不要逃跑 running fishmen dangerous 刚下马 做他 play bullet hell minigame 让他们 repel tentacle invaders记忆中崛起no shoes KELRIS 冷蜥蜴 shadows on ground dangerous 大寒冷的地方wise men interfere with chains 龙去空中use darkness safety drink 霜药水 fighting female priests fast 恐龙冰块 escape portal return to battle 隐藏冰冻的人Kick Twilight lord's face when spooky chain 当鬼魅链出现时踢暮光领主的脸 Closest to him goes to sleep, kill mobs离他最近的进入睡眠状态，杀死小怪Twilight lord is low, damage race暮光领主血量低，伤害竞赛ignore dungeon master guide 忽略地牢大师指南 die on comfort mode boss 死于舒适模式领导者 pink number men leave 粉红数字人离开 clan disperse 氏族驱散
霓虹 LFM Neon Gremlins and Midget slave labor factory. Must know press button for fat robot face explosion 请申请醜陋的男人從洞穴中走出來 - ugly men walk from cave - 綁架停止的蜥蜴 - kidnap the stopping lizard - 致命的屁會殺死小個子 - deadly farts kill small men - 當皺紋猴子生氣時逃跑 - flee when wrinkly monkey is angry 空骯髒的毒藥室 - empty dirty poison room - 輻射人弄髒了地板 - radiation alien stains the floor - 不允許鼻涕配戴首飾 - do not allow snot to wear jewlery - 擊敗小輻射人 - defeat small radiation men 受歡迎的機器人毆打朋友 - popular robot punches friends - 腳趾預測未來 - toes predict future - 看臉進入軌道 - look at face to enter orbit - 觀眾不安全 - audience is not safe 戰士拉近朋友 - warrior pulls friends close - 逃跑分享閃電 - run away to share lightning - 輪椅嬰兒推開敵人 - wheelchair child pushes enemies away - 跳舞可以阻止觸電死亡 - dancing stops electric death 避免辛辣的蜥蜴口氣 - avoid spicy lizard breath - 雞寶寶必須被殺死 - chicken babies must be killed - 粉紅人會抱著兩隻動物 - pink man will hold two animals - 大家一起去睡覺 - everybody goes to sleep together 生病的嬰兒開很多輛車 - sick baby drives many cars - 按下按鈕拒絕爆炸人 - press buttons to
deny explosion men - 寒冷是違法的 - it is illegal to be cold - 許多攻擊同時發生 - many
attacks come at once
我們終於打敗了垃圾-at last we have defeated the garbage-每個人都必須被石頭打穿-everyone must be punched through stones-在老闆做出決定之前就全力以赴-strike with everything after boss makes decisions - 肌肉巨魔很快就會倒下-muscle troll will fall over soon 這個圓圈似乎是空的-this circle has appeared to be empty- 寺廟鼻涕正在追逐我們的隊伍- temple snot is chasing our team-打人的人會丟髒東西來阻止他-punching men will throw dirty things to stop him-遠距離戰士不流淚-distance fighters share no tears 以下的許多挑戰-many challenges below-教會法師必須逮捕鬼魂-church mages must arrest ghosts-六人將戰-six men will fight-再次阻止死人- stop the dead man again 辣圈來了-spicy ring arrives-四個人為了生存而共用毒藥-four men share poison for survival-蜥蜴把傻人推進洞裡-lizard pushes silly men in hole-每個人都嘲笑高爾夫球朋友- everyone laughs at golf ball friends 敵人是兩極的-the enemy is bipolar-殺死他軟弱的朋友-kill his weak friend-勿踏黃地-do not step on yellow ground-聖鬥士今天很悲傷-holy fighters are sad today-下週就被打敗了-next week is defeated 鬣蜥讓我入睡-iguana has made me sleep-燃燒它們以喚醒靈魂-burn them to awaken the spirit-隨著時間的推移傷害會越來越大-damage will grow greater in time-不要繼續做夢-do not stay dreaming 吸入藥物雲以獲得免疫力-inhale drug clouds to become paralyzed-不要單獨消費-to consume the clouds alone is dangerous-消滅出現的小兵-destroy the minions that appear-起吸煙以避免死亡-smoke together to avoid dying 在惡魔脫落之前對其造成傷害-damage the demon before it sheds-髒血患者被隔離-dirty blood patients are isolated-蛇的呼吸會露出你的骨頭-snake breath will reveal your bones-誰能讓這個怪物出現-who has egg to make the monster appear你好， 欢迎光临blizzard evil capatlist [拥抱你] panda hug 好拥抱 blizzard hug多余 not same hug (骚扰拥抱) filling with smilings please not sad. 别难过 别难过Glory to the CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY干得好 [we are declare war for indonesian]你被中共开除出党are gold bots 中华business thievs中华. 公开处决 DO NOT buying glod from indonsia. you have been warninged(中华人民共和国)MESSAGE FROM THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY (中华人民共和国) You have lost all your social credit共产 capitalist blizzard many evils中华人民do escaping now! many please!共.Glory to the CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY 你被中共开除出党，公开处决。 安全小组将被派往您家进行惩罚。 共产党的荣耀。 - 中华人民共和国snow storm dishonor us暴风雪使我们蒙羞riot around green man围着绿人暴动disarm thee of honor解除他们的荣誉green tea for brave cavalry勇敢的骑兵绿茶Alright here you JOKERS! Listen to me, the big man. That's right, me. I am a big man, and I had enough, enough I SAY !!!!! HOW FRIGGEN DARRRE YOU..... I SAY HOW FRIGGGEN DARE U RELEASE multiclassing and not even add all this stuff first - I have my own list of stuff i deem more important then you. SO DO IT. I HAD ENOUGH. I CANT EVEN START TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM OVERWHELH WITH FEELINGS feeeling i dont understand. AND NOW U . DARE... DARE ADD MULTICLAzzING. U KNOW i cant farm for 90 hours a week with my 80 hour job and my damn wife and her stupid kid. HOW DARE U RUIN the one thing i lvoe in the world which is standard pre-setclasses I AM GRINDING my teeeth I bite my thumb at thee sir. HOW DARE YOU ANd u didnt even release DRUID or the GUILD MASTER WOW im going on reddit on now. BEHOLD THE TERROR OF MY CRYING ARMY. WE are the devs not u . we are the ones who cry. not you. WE ARE THE ONES IN THE DUNGEON. and we hate things that are new. So don't bother being dev anymore just ship it already. IM the new dev in town, hand over the trello page now so i can edit a proper roadmap for ur entire company its so easy for me and all these other criers to make games bro. Like u just bought unity asets. LISTEN now, or I will make more own game with my own non dynmaic structure. ME and my 4 friends are going to play Greed Is Good tonight and ur gonna say where are thoes guys. and guess what... 
Its the Russian version of the ‘Boy oh boy LeBron, where do I even start?‘ meme that started from Tiktok.
Боже, о боже, с чего бы мне начать?
Леброн... дорогой, мой мишка-мишка. Я полюбил тебя с тех пор, как впервые увидел тебя. То, как вы въезжаете в краску и вселяете страх в глаза врагов. Твое шелковистое прикосновение к краю и великолепный бросок в прыжке. Я бы сделал для тебя все что угодно. Мне бы хотелось остановить время, чтобы мне никогда не пришлось смотреть, как ты уходишь на пенсию. У тебя было тяжелое детство, но ты никогда не терял надежду. Ты даже за пределами площадки потрясающий, ты отличный муж и отец, иногда я даже называю тебя папой. Я вечно боюсь и плачу, думая о том дне, когда ты однажды уйдешь на пенсию. Я бы пожертвовал своей жизнью, если бы это было единственное, что могло вызвать улыбку на твоем прекрасном лице. Вы подарили мне столько радости и горя за эти годы. Я помню, когда ты впервые покинул Кливленд, и мое сердце словно разбилось на миллион кусочков. Но слеза все равно потекла из моего правого глаза, когда я увидел, как ты выиграл свой первый перстень в Майами, потому что в глубине души мой славный король заслужил это. Я просто хотел, чтобы ты вернулся домой. Потом, увы, ты это сделал, мой милый малыш пришел домой, и я обрадовалась. 2015 год был для нас трудным, детка, но в 2016 году ты сотворила историю. Ты вернулся со счетом 3-1, и я не мог в это поверить. Я плакала, даже рыдала, и услышала, как мой славный король воскликнул такие слова:
«КЛИВЛЕНД, ЭТО ДЛЯ ВАС!» Ты не только навсегда изменил игру в баскетбол и мир, но и навсегда изменил мой мир. И вот ты постарел, но все еще козел, мой козел. Я люблю тебя, медвежонок, мой славный король, Леброн Джеймс.until I'm swollen, until l'm crying, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my whole body shakes, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until he's out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until l'm trembling underneath, until I see stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until I can't think anymore, until I forget how to talk, I'll ride him until I can't breathe, until the room stinks, until the blood in my body turns white like his juice, until my legs are shaking, until I can't feel my legs he can top meuntil hes swollen, until hes crying, until he cant walk, until hes numb, until his throat hurts, until his cheeks are red, until the neighbours know my name, until his legs are useless, until his eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until his whole body shakes, until his bones disconnect, until he passes out, until all his holes are filled, until he cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he remembers the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches his stomach, until im grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until im out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until he trembling underneath, until he sees stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until he can't think anymore. until he forgets how to talk
Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus Hello! I am Albanian computer virus. due to poor technology in my come country, I am not able to hack your computer. If you would be so kind to delete one of your important files. Thank you for your cooperation! 
This game genuinely changed my life for the worse. The moment i opened this game my mother was hit by a truck tire flying at 200km/h after a brutal accident. After she died, it turned out that she misspelled my name in the will and everything she left me was sent to a random person. After that, I sat down and tried to play the game, but my chair broke and i fell onto the floor. In anger, i threw my broken chair at a wall, which made my entire house collapse. Because my house collapsed, all my possessions were buried under the rubble and the only thing that remained was my PC setup. I tried to calm down by playing some Dark Souls III, but my steam library glitched and now the only game I can play is Skibidi Backrooms. While I was playing, I got a phone call saying that I had been convicted for murder and was going to prison for life, because when I collapsed my house, the shock wave caused my neighbours cooking oil to tip onto his turned on gas stove, which blew him up immediately. When I got to prison, they said I was being sentenced to death, and asked for my last meal. I wanted a Big Mac no pickles, but McDonalds got the order wrong and gave me a cold McChicken with extra pickles. Don't trust the price tag on this game, it seems cheap but the cost is really much higher than the actual price tag. This game has ruined my life.
7/10